Best Beer Names

[dweb]

I remember drinking an ale in spoons a few years ago at Xmas. It was Santi Freeze.

 

[Mavroz]

One I remember from the past was a Wychwood brew from yester year that went by the name of "The Dog's B0ll0cks". Was amusing for a while to ask for pints of B0ll0cks at the bar...

Sorry had to edit as the profanity filter just put ****** up for the naughty word. Any way to turn the filter off please?

 

[Crappyfish]

One I remember from the past was a Wychwood brew from yester year that went by the name of "The Dog's B0ll0cks". Was amusing for a while to ask for pints of B0ll0cks at the bar...

Sorry had to edit as the profanity filter just put ****** up for the naughty word. Any way to turn the filter off please?

I've just spelt it does it have a profanity filter? Can prove it by spelling it but might get done.

 

[Shirley Bassett]

I make cider from apples that I find growing wild along roads.

I suggested to my Mrs that if I ever got enough apples I could open a business called Road Cider. She replied, “if you are involved it needs to be called Rogue Cider”.

On the Barnard Castle Eye Sight Test beer, I wrote to BrewDog to ask if the brewed dark beer. They replied to say yes. I suggested the could complement the Cummings beer with a stout called, I’ve gotta leave Old Durham Town.

 

[Perrin_Abara]

I think I’ve seen references to this in other threads with people mentioning the great names that some beers have. A couple of examples I recall seeing on this forum are an NEIPA called “Juice Forsyth“ and a Brut IPA called “Brut Reynolds“.
What prompted me to post this is that I’ve just seen that a local brewery to me have a hazy Pale ale called “ Is Citra way to Amarillo” which I thought was brilliant. There must be so many other good ones.

I tend to name mine after things in movies/popular culture ie "Hadley's Hope" the colony settlement on LV 426 from ALIENS. I'm a bit of a nerd like that

 

[Perrin_Abara]

I’ve told this story a few times.

I don’t usually name my beers, only if there’s a particular reason.

I was asked to make some beer for my mate’s stag do. He’s a policeman.

I made a batch of citra and simcoe blonde ale which I called A Classic American Blonde. I made labels with a cartoon picture of a slutty looking blonde police woman and made sure the letters ACAB were much bigger and bolder than the other letters.

Nobody else thought it was funny.

I named my first ever all grain after a bridleway in the south Lake District "Breasty Haw". I do enjoy naming my beverages.

 

[An Ankoù]

I've just spelt it does it have a profanity filter? Can prove it by spelling it but might get done.

This T-shirt's got a tale to tell....

 

[An Ankoù]

I named my first ever all grain after a bridleway in the south Lake District "Breasty Haw". I do enjoy naming my beverages.

"Full bodied and justifiably held in high esteem" as Hardy would have it.

 

[The-Engineer-That-Brews]

Not so much for the name but the emblem, I have a soft spot for this one from my student days back when Dinosaurs walked the Earth and you could get this in ‘Firkin’ pubs:

 

[An Ankoù]

This T-shirt's got a tale to tell....

Back in the eighties or nineties I dropped a line to Wychwood to tell them that Fiddler's Elbow was one of my favourite beers, which it was, and that my garage converted into a homebrew bar was known in the locality as The Dog's Bollokcs and could they send me some beer mats and posters for their beer. They sent me a cracking letter, plenty of promo stuff and this t- shirt, which is the biggest size XL if ever seen. Anyway, it fits like a tent, which accounts for it still being in good nick. I loved the old Wychwood beers, but I could never get on with Hobgoblin. Tasted like cold gravy to me.

 

[An Ankoù]

Not so much for the name but the emblem, I have a soft spot for this one from my student days back when Dinosaurs walked the Earth and you could get this in ‘Firkin’ pubs:

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I remember getting ratted on the stuff. In the day, 6% was unusual for a draught beer.

 

[GhostShip]

Ginger ******. I‘ve only ever seen it once when I was sailing on the Norfolk Broads and came across a pub with a beer festival one night. Walking up to the bar and asking for a Ginger ****** was one of the highlights of my life.

I believe it originates from Cornwall and relates to pancake tossing.

 

[GhostShip]

*T0sser*

 

[Tickles58]

In our local onetime unfortunately I can’t remember the brewer but it was called Gobble which everyone found amusing except the bar maid when asking for one

 

[NotSure]

Good thread. I saw this one years ago from a Danish brewery. It tasted really good, but it has been discontinued unfortunately.

 

[johnny108]

“Helles bells” for the Bavarian helles.
“Sui-Cidre” for the barrel aged 20% cider
“Stand up, stumble, puke on the floor” for a barley wine (based on the running cadence “stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door “ sung by airborne types)
“Spiders in the Morning” for a 12% Tripel.
(Cuz that is what you see)
“2km scream” for the jalapeño tequila.
The first time I made it, I put it in a swing top bottle, and someone gave it to a buddy as he was waking up. He thought it beer, and took a hefty swig. He was heard 2km away…

 

[DarrenUK]

Random Word Generator - WordCounter.net

Random word generator.
It come up with some funny ideas for me.
Who doesn't want a pint of Hairy pickle

 

[DarrenUK]

Another classic

 

[DarrenUK]

It really is worth a go. Give your self 20 or 30 words and just make a name using what it gives you.
Although I do find this far more entertaining than any man should

 

[phillc]

“Helles bells” for the Bavarian helles.

You can have that one and I'll have Highway to Helles