Beards.

[MmmBeer]

Always used to shave daily, but for about the last 12 - 18 months, have had a trimmed but full beard. Often get tempted to shave it all off when it gets really itchy, or I slip whilst trimming it and cut too much away, but for now it's here.

 

[Cwrw666]

Shaving is like doing the washing up - you've no sooner finished than you have to start all over again. At least when you grow a beard you don't have to shave it off because you've run out of cutlery.

 

[An Ankoù]

Who are these R-soles who "predict" whether something is going to be in fashion or not. Complete limpets in my opinion, who've got nothing better to do with their sad lives. Same as these morons who work as "influencers". What a pointless existence. High time an Ankoù and La Faucheuse got together and had a cull of this dross.

 

[Andyroo Brew]

I agree Ankou. I won’t be shaving mine off although there is more white appearing in my beard every week

 

[St00]

My profile picture shows my beard in it's relative infancy. I like my beard as it hides my lack of chin.
My wife doesn't like it, but when I shaved it off, she and my daughter said I looked weird without it.
So I keep the beard.

 

[An Ankoù]

My profile picture shows my beard in it's relative infancy. I like my beard as it hides my lack of chin.
My wife doesn't like it, but when I shaved it off, she and my daughter said I looked weird without it.
So I keep the beard.

I'm proud to say I haven't seen my chin for nearly 50 years. No idea whether it's strong and manly or weak and wobbly, but at least it's warm.

 

[dave_77]

More half way between stubble and full beard. Tried being clean shaven a few years ago and the Mrs thought I looked odd so asked me not to do it againfine by me. I have no hair so shaving my own head and beard at the same time fortnightly suits me fine.

 

[Donegal john]

My dad used to have what I call a 'Billy Ocean' beard

It only used to grow round his upper lip and chin, nowhere else.

There is another description for this growth pattern but far too obscene for this forum ha ha!

A fanny tickler ??

 

[Tess Tickle's Brewery]

Not exactly what I was thinking of nope

 

[Donegal john]

I used to have a goatee and long hair and looked windswept and interesting when I was younger. I talked about growing it again a year or so back but my wife said I was now too chubby and would look silly.
So now I’m single.

 

[Donegal john]

Not exactly what I was thinking of nope

Oh go on then. We are all grown ups here

 

[Tess Tickle's Brewery]

Oh go on then. We are all grown ups here

We used to call people with goatees tw@tface

I think goatees are ridiculous though unless you're Brad Pitt or Leo DiCap.

Now this man here is perfection!

 

[Donegal john]

We used to call people with goatees tw@tface

I think goatees are ridiculous though unless you're Brad Pitt or Leo DiCap.

Now this man here is perfection!

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I was similar

 

[Tess Tickle's Brewery]

What happened? Did the wind blow the wrong way?

Bearing in mind I have no idea what you look like now so can't really make fun lol

Anyway, the thread is going off piste now!

 

[St00]

Now this man here is perfection!

Until he tries to act or opens his mouth

 

[Tess Tickle's Brewery]

Until he tries to act or opens his mouth

Ooh you've brought your handbag out lol

 

[St00]

Ooh you've brought your handbag out lol

I actually thought that was very catty whilst I was typing it, but I thought f*ck it, celebrities don't count.

 

[Tess Tickle's Brewery]

Aww poor Jared! I actually love his voice though, I think it's amazing. Might go put him on the radio

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Who are these R-soles who "predict" whether something is going to be in fashion or not.

Probably those that works in the fashion industry.

 

[An Ankoù]

Probably those that works in the fashion industry.

Precisely and since they haven't had their customary back-hander from the manufacturers of curling tongs, they've decreed that beards are redundant. Really. You couldn't make it up!