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The downside of smokeless fuel is that it doesn't grow on trees !

That's what I do on my gas BBQ - just place the "parcel" on top of one of the heat deflectors - works a treat. Another tip for making pizza is to place a floor tile on the BBQ grid - close the lid and fire it up on full for 10 mins. - you now have a pizza oven complete with stone - cooks fresh...

I can assure you I DID NOT sign any "waiver" when I joined the Prison Service in 1988...................the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act didn't become law until 1994.

Bet he's not looking forward to the Men's Semis !

I make Chinook IPA as per Brewdog "DIY" recipe but replace 750g of the pale malt with smoked malt.

One unimpressed Vizsla.............just had her "bits" removed

Did a tour of Zlot Brewery in Bruges several years ago............it was pretty interesting with various free "samples"

The jokes post has had to be locked as some people are OFFENDED..............you couldn't make THAT up !!! The thing about being offended is that nothing actually happens to you..........so carry on being offended and let the rest of us get on with our lives.

Tried, convicted, and executed by the BBC................enough said.

I think the problem might be the dodgy emblem on your glass !

I suspect the issue is the length of time it's taken for fermentation to start. This has happened to me a few times in the past - it's not helped by frequently opening the FV to see if it's started !!

Similarly if you scoop some of the krausen from a fermenting brew into a fresh cooled wort............just did this with a wyeast 1056 and it was frothing within an hour.

I once tried putting the beer in the bottle first then adding the priming sugar..............NOT RECOMMENDED.........very messy !! It made the beer foam furiously.........closely followed by me !

I've brewed Juniper Wheat Beer from Brewdog DIY website............not bad but could have done with a bit more juniper flavour.

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

There is unrest in the forest There is trouble with the trees For the Maples want more sunlight and the Oaks ignore their pleas

Really ?;)

I had it done years ago.............sitting in the waiting room shaking with nerves listening to the soft music trying to stay calm when what song comes on......................."First cut is the deepest"

Pizza tray sounds good. I use a frying-pan splash guard with the handle cut off (fits perfectly in my Klarstein) Its a tight enough fit and the mesh fine enough that I don't need to use a bag for mashing. Simply drain the wort into an FV - fly sparge - empty spent grain from Klarstein - pour...

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