Best opening song lyrics.

[PerthRod]

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the Maples want more sunlight
and the Oaks ignore their pleas

 

[Stevieboy]

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the Maples want more sunlight
and the Oaks ignore their pleas

And in a similar vein...

Walking across the sitting-room, I turn the television off
Sitting beside you, I look into your eyes

 

[sifty]

Last week
Pulled a root
In the back
Of my Ute
I was cautious
Double-wrapped
But I still
Got the clap

 

[VW911]

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the Maples want more sunlight
and the Oaks ignore their pleas

Rush...

...One of my all-time favourites!

 

[Bjorn Toulouse]

Maggies so upset
Maggies so upset
Cause what she wants she just can’t get
She’s taken him home and the lights are low
Military march is on the radio
But there’s one little thing that stops the show
Willy whitelaws willy
Willy whitelaws Willy
It’s small and shrivelled and looks so silly it’s Willy whitelaws Willy.


not enough punk poets

 

[sifty]

"The bloody cops are bloody keen
To bloody keep it bloody clean"...

 

[GerritT]

Humming this in class always gets the attention of some of my students:

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

 

[Stevieboy]

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best

 

[trummy]

Where have all the flowers gone
Long time passing
Where have all the flowers gone
Long time ago


(or something like that!)

The late great Pete Seeger

 

[Hazelwood Brewery]

I am the god of hellfire and I bring you…

(Sometimes health & safety have a point )

 

[Tess Tickle's Brewery]

"Why do you look at me when you hate me?"

If anyone gets it from that without googling you're my new best mate lol

One of my favourite songs!

 

[dad_of_jon]

OK i'm in

Walked along a beach in a force 10 gale
saw some hippys saving a whale

lots of people in a line waiting for a number 9

 

[Donegal john]

"Why do you look at me when you hate me?"

If anyone gets it from that without googling you're my new best mate lol

One of my favourite songs!

Used to like guns and Roses years ago when I had hair then got into some heavier stuff and called them glam rock lol

 

[Tess Tickle's Brewery]

Whaaaaaat?

Been listening to them for about 30 years lol

 

[Donegal john]

Whaaaaaat?

Been listening to them for about 30 years lol

started listening to a lot of thrash and death metal and it was against the code to listen to the likes of guns and Roses. It would have been like listening to Europe or poison.

 

[Tess Tickle's Brewery]

You should've done it when no-one was looking

 

[Donegal john]

You should've done it when no-one was looking

Satan was watching

 

[Donegal john]

One for you @LisaMC same era. No googling

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it 'cause it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass
It's so cool, it's so hip, it's alright

 

[Tess Tickle's Brewery]

I had to google cos I couldn't quite remember. But I'm sooooo cross with myself because I love that song! UFF lol

We saw them at Download in 2015.

 

[Donegal john]

I had to google cos I couldn't quite remember. But I'm sooooo cross with myself because I love that song! UFF lol

I can still sing every word ffs and I’m 49. I loved it and used to sing it when my mates band was playing (I wasn’t the singer in the band but I fancied I could sing this well ) chrisst knows what I sounded like but i normally had a bottle or 2 of either thunderbird or clan dew in me