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You'd think he would have created the sun first so he could see what the f**k he was doing !

A woman emptying a toilet cartridge................that's clearly been photoshopped.

Vauxhall Viva was my first car 1256cc - couldn't pull the skin off custard !

'cos it's the "counterweight continent"

Pretty much sums it up......................

hope it took a while for him to drown

No place in our society for c#nts like them...........Euthanasia is the answer.

Jesus Christ was originally going to be called Garry..................till Mary stubbed her toe.

If it was identified.........would it become an FO ? If it then landed.............would it just be an O ?

Cant stand the prick but "Trial by Media" is never acceptable.

Got a refill from Lothian Supplies yesterday - £15 for 6.35Kg

he trick was to drink half the Merrydown then pour in the Super Lager and drink the rest................best emetic ever !

Thunderbird/White Lightning...........very very frightening indeed !

Couldn't have put it better myself.

A good cooked breakfast needs some kind of potato based product. I prefer "tattie scones" but hash browns will do.

Careful.............if you disagree you may be labelled "anti-semetic"

You'll never get all the worms back in the can!

With him still inside it

It's called natural selection.

That's because they fell down by themselves millions of years ago