Your Sex Life in 2012

[Cedaronics]

"What about my bread and butter, then?"

From Stop That Heart Attack by Dr Derrick Cutting (deceased).

 

[Frisp]

good small business guide 2012

"What costs should I expect? :shock:

 

[DaveMack]

Playboy
Just my luck ... page 45 and 46 are stuck together

 

[Dronfieldbrewer]

Landrover workshop manual:-

Big end troubleshooting tips!!!!

 

[Moley]

Now I've grabbed a few books within easy reach of my keyboard at home, the 5 parts of the Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy offered nothing appropriate, but ....

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole:

“He said he didn't hold with divorce. He said he was married for thirty-five miserable years so why should anyone else get away with it?”


********! Only 14 years left to go.

 

[Muddydisco]

The NAS guide to principels and Pratice

Other essential equipment includes a first aid kit, spare clothing and sufficient ropes and lines to work the site effectively and safely.

In other words go kitted up :lol:

 

[Bru4u]

My colouring book only has 10 pages :wha:

 

[keith1664]

SWMBO'S bible!

"Shall I go and get one of the Hebrew women to nurse the baby for you?"

I've never been one for dressing up.... but where does one get a man sized nappy?

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

Filled a pram twice and that's it wish I was "Hugh Heffner" ...........Jammy *******!! :twisted:

BB

 

[unclepumble]

"They stayed in town for four days and duly submitted their bar tab on their return home.The Solitary bottle of wine probably didn't raise any eyebrows. But they must have had a ******* of a job explaining how they got through 47 gallons of ale."

HOPS & Glory Pete Brown
:drink: :drunk:

:rofl:

bout right

UP

 

[BigYin]

"The door! Lock the door!"

Wilbur Smith, Blue Horizon

Promising!!!

 

[ingypingy2]

'At almost 6 feet, he is tall, his shoulders broad, his hair still thick and chestnut brown, though greying at the sides.'

From Cecelia Aherne - Thanks for the memories

Ooh err!!! Uncanny lol!!! My man is just over 6 foot, broad shoulders, his hair?.........pretty much mostly bald but was brown and he has grey in the bits that still appear at the sides lol!!! :)

 

[big brew ejit]

The Confession by John Grisham.......

'It's fascinating, and heartbreaking.'

The heartbreaking bit pretty much sums it all up.

 

[swiggingpig]

'file of sugars, tolerate moderate alcohol levels, and survive the anaerobic conditions of fermentation.'

Absolutely no idea what to make of that :?

Yeast, The Practical Guide to Beer Fermentation by Chris White and Jamil Zainasheff

 

[dennisking]

Corundum has a tightly bonded structure that results in high density and great hardness.

From gem stones and crystals, I'm at work.

 

[calumscott]

Instead of adding a tiebreaker to the ORDER BY list, you can request to return all ties. :wha: :hmm:

I have to wear a tie?

from T-SQL Fundamentals

 

[critch]

"the craft of stone brewing"

arrogant ******* ale first, folks would come up to our booth see the name and wanna try it


hmmm promising ....if i can ally it to my normal chat up line of"oi love, does this rag smell of chloroform to you", i may be on to a winner :hmm:

 

[Crastney]

'It is a very dramatic demonstration, although one that is rarely seen today outside private seances in the old style'

Derren Brown - tricks of the mind.

hmmmmmmm :shock:

 

[snail59]

From the smallest to the largest every stove has built in features that improve there performance.


From the Hunter Stoves Catalog (2011 edition).

 

[stu brew]

Revived again by wicked people
( o dear lol)

from the prophecies of Nostradamus