You cant make these kind of things up

[Godsdog]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296:rofl:

 

[druid]

Im surprised he didnt suggest she was a ($h*tty) date...lol

 

[Pawlo7671]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpjVfyEuqLU[/ame]

 

[Saisonator]

I am just thinking of what would have happened if the glass shattered

 

[Tau]

Wife had a similar story, when she was about 19 she and some work colleagues when too a friends parents house for a few drinks and were chating to her mother when there was a lull in the conversation and they heard a thud, the patio doors were open. One of her colleagues had gone to the toilet couldn't flush and scouped up her turb and threw it out of the window (she said as they had a dog though they wouldn't notice), unfortunately for her it landed on white sheets drying on the line. LOL

 

[Chippy_Tea]

How big was that turd if it wouldn't flush. :shock:

 

[britton]

And he is STILL seeing her...

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Well after that date things can only get better. :lol:

 

[Norfolk79]

I've now got this stuck in my head! :-?:lol:

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg66j0fUbUk[/ame]

 

[Druncan]

This has made our day! FPML :thumb:

 

[Clint]

Someone I used to work with took his Mrs to view a show house as they were thinking of moving....filled the pan in the process then found the mains water was switched off....
Anyway...I think some people have a toilet fetish...they just have to be dumping all the time..

 

[Saisonator]

Someone I used to work with took his Mrs to view a show house as they were thinking of moving....filled the pan in the process then found the mains water was switched off....
Anyway...I think some people have a toilet fetish...they just have to be dumping all the time..

The sewage system for the site may have not been completed and linked up to the road

 

[Norfolk79]

I remember seeing one in a toilet pan in bathroom mockup in B&Q. I mean who would sit there in public...!!:-?

 

[Gerryjo]

I remember seeing one in a toilet pan in bathroom mockup in B&Q. I mean who would sit there in public...!!:-?

Nightshift security guard...
When I served my time as a spark I had the privilege of wiring alot of domestic dwellings which on a first fix had to be wired which was fine and on a second fix had to be fitted which was not so fine at times.
After the first fix it had to be plaster boarded and the boarders would shove the cables for the lights into the ceiling if there was a roofspace.
Being an apprentice at the time it was your job to push the cables down from above and being on a building site when a plasterer took short guess where they had a dump and you only found out when it was too late.


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[Goldthirst]

Nightshift security guard...

With or without the 'f'? :lol:

 

[Gerryjo]

With or without the 'f'? [emoji38]

Definitely with....

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[Chippy_Tea]

Turns out the poor woman didn't know he was going to tell the world and apparently he said all money raised would go to charity (i bet that makes her feel better)

I hope they never find out who she is and this **** never gets another date.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9g_POqu6vc[/ame]