Which COMPANIES have the most useless slogans?

[Gingerbrews]

Bank of Scotland: "A friend for life"
Yeh right, as long as you buy our overpriced products, and don't expect us to be very friendly if you're having a bad time

 

[Bananaman]

Sky Mobile: "Hello Possible".

Utter nonsense.

 

[Crappyfish]

Nothing acts faster than Anadin.... Take nothing then it works better

 

[Crappyfish]

I absolutely can't stand the word "your" put in when a company describes itself as belonging to "you"..
In that case I'll have a trolley of your best stuff and 20 crates of "real,craft ale"...delivered!
Chop!Chop!

Your right there

 

[Clint]

You're not wrong..

 

[TonyT]

Not a slogan as such, but that bl**dy infuriating whistle at the end of McDonald’s ads.

 

[Cwrw666]

As a kid I used to wonder what `It's the fish that John West reject that makes John West the best' was supposed to mean. Think I've got it now but it's a hell of a long winded way of saying `we don't can crappy fish'...

 

[Crappyfish]

Just seen another crap slogan on a Waitrose van it says our Blueberries are green.

 

[Crappyfish]

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As a kid I used to wonder what `It's the fish that John West reject that makes John West the best' was supposed to mean. Think I've got it now but it's a hell of a long winded way of saying `we don't can crappy fish'...

OI

 

[Cheshire Cat]

As a kid I used to wonder what `It's the fish that John West reject that makes John West the best' was supposed to mean. Think I've got it now but it's a hell of a long winded way of saying `we don't can crappy fish'...

So they were throwing small dead Fish back into the sea,what would HFW have to say?

 

[DavidHatton]

What does "woke" mean?

I now you have your finger on the pulse, in woke world you have to be careful which finger it is.....

 

[DavidHatton]

Coke is it.