When I wa' t'lad, we yung'uns used to e-socialise on MSN Messenger. In those days, none of the cool kids used their real names for the 'Display Name' sections.
Some put their names as a lyric to a song that they were listening to at the time. Others chose a quote they particularly liked.
I was left trying to find a display name one evening, so I found a random display name generator online. One clicked three buttons, each of which generated a word.
My three buttons flashed up with:
Hypnotic
Monkey
Conspiracy
And so for the best part of a decade I have been known as Hypnotic Monkey Conspiracy, Hypnotic Monkey or @hypnotic whilst online!