What should schools teach kids about sex?

[Gunge]

Does anyone wish there teachers had taught them to masturbate?

Our biology teacher was smokin' hot and she knew it and the effect she had on her class comprised entirely of 15/16 year-olds boys. One day she spilled some sort of acid on herself and amid much theatrics peeled off her skirt and tights right before our eyes. I'm sure it was staged but hell I wasn't complaining. So ye, if that counts as a lesson...

 

[simon12]

Our biology teacher was smokin' hot and she knew it and the effect she had on her class comprised entirely of 15/16 year-olds boys. One day she spilled some sort of acid on herself and amid much theatrics peeled off her skirt and tights right before our eyes. I'm sure it was staged but hell I wasn't complaining. So ye, if that counts as a lesson...

Bet that stopped you becoming pansexual.

 

[Gunge]

Bet that stopped you becoming pansexual.

Oh yes.... all schools should have teachers like her - maybe we wouldn't be in the mess we're in now with all those who haven't a clue what they 'are'.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

One day she spilled some sort of acid on herself and amid much theatrics peeled off her skirt and tights right before our eyes.

"Tights" i bet that ruined many a fantasy.

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[GerritT]

I just found out mainly as there revising/abolishing it that kids in Canada since 2015 are taught about
"The Wynne sex ed introduced homosexuality and gender identity in Grade 3, masturbation in Grade 6, and oral and anal sex in Grade 7, advised 12-year-olds to carry condoms, Grade 8 children to come up with a sexual plan, and taught there are six genders."
Does anyone wish there teachers had taught them to masturbate? Wouldn't this be considered child abuse teaching them this 20 years ago? How can being taught there are 6 genders even be in Education when it changes all the time and has no basis in fact or science. Even more worrying is the number of news articles saying how bad it will be if they stop this.

They get Biology classes from age 12, an appropriate time to learn the fundamentals on pregnancy. Parents can deal with the rest, or already dealt with it.

 

[stevey]

I don't even remember sex education at school, apart from reproduction in biology. I was probably playing hooky that day.
What is this "masturbate"?

 

[Chippy_Tea]

What is this "masturbate"?

I think he meant massdebate.

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[Dutto]

"Tights" i bet that ruined many a fantasy.

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Read and weep folks! There's a man who is old enough to regret the passing of the suspender belt!

Those were the days when we knew that if we could just lay a finger on that small strip of female flesh, between the top of the stocking and the bit of knicker elastic above it, we could be in for a good night! :thumb:

 

[ElvisIsBeer]

Our biology teacher was smokin' hot and she knew it and the effect she had on her class comprised entirely of 15/16 year-olds boys. One day she spilled some sort of acid on herself and amid much theatrics peeled off her skirt and tights right before our eyes. I'm sure it was staged but hell I wasn't complaining. So ye, if that counts as a lesson...

You're in the bathroom now, aren't you?

goat

 

[MyQul]

Read and weep folks! There's a man who is old enough to regret the passing of the suspender belt!

On the socks?

 

[Dutto]

Just in case anyone wonders what sexual orientations are available to them, we have Males and Females who in turn may choose to be recognised as:

L = Lesbian (a female who prefers the love of another female)
G = Gay (a male who prefers the love of another male)
B = Bi-sexual (a person who moves between the love of both male and female partners)
T = Transgender (a person who has changed a previously identified gender)
Q = Queer (some Gay and Lesbian people apparently wish to reclaim a description that was deemed to be wrong)
I = Intersex (a person who is between a male/female gender change)
A = Androgynous (a person with no wish to be identified by their sexuality)

What I find truly disturbing is that there is apparently no "H-word" in the list!

H = Heterosexual (a male or female who prefers the love of their opposite sex).

BTW, I make that EIGHT different gender descriptions.

If they are only teaching seven then the educationalists are already behind the game! :thumb:

 

[Dutto]

PS

Just saw this on Wikipedia ...

"The initialism LGBTTQQIAAP (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, queer, questioning, intersex, asexual, ally, pansexual) has also resulted, although such initialisms are sometimes criticized for being confusing and leaving some people out, as well as issues of placement of the letters within the new title."

... so we are now up to ELEVEN and they haven't even included "androgynous"!

I loved the comment about "and leaving people out," "How true!" says this particular "H". :thumb:

 

[MyQul]

11!! I think its like when people put 'Jedi' on forms that ask for a religion just to be different. Next time I have to state gender on a form , I'm going to put 'home brewer'. That'll confuse the buggers :tinhat:

 

[Clint]

They've got all this nonsense off those David Attenborough films where those slugs all start out as boys then turn to girls then can't decide then only one stays a boy and has a lettuce full of lady slugs to attend to...
I don't think I'll need to have any chats with my two lads as on questioning about the insults and banter going down the Xbox mic to his mates he replies he actually does know what they all mean....

 

[Fil]

So if they come home from school saying they are a nonbinary pansexual demi-****** swamp person will you know what to do?

If your Kid was serious are you suggesting you wouldn't want to support them 100%? if not SHAME ON YOU!!
And similarly if attempting to wind you up and it goes 747 ... SHAME ON YOU!!

 

[MyQul]

They've got all this nonsense off those David Attenborough films where those slugs all start out as boys then turn to girls then can't decide then only one stays a boy and has a lettuce full of lady slugs to attend to...
I don't think I'll need to have any chats with my two lads as on questioning about the insults and banter going down the Xbox mic to his mates he replies he actually does know what they all mean....

Ha Ha Slugs. I normally blame it on social media but I like your slug anology. I shall be using this in future

 

[Gunge]

You're in the bathroom now, aren't you?

goat

What's 'goat' an acronym for? These new fangled sexual designations are coming so thick and fast I can't keep up with them.

 

[GerritT]

I teach young adults, between 16 and 22, about 500 of them every week. And I do not care wether they're LGBTRSPCAMBAMA. I teach and take their wellbeing in consideration, as in being not too blunt and leaving some of my humour at home (the best part, but superiors disagree). I am and should not be bothered in what their fancy is. As long as they're happy, I'm cool with it.

But not the furries.

 

[Zephyr259]

I think I've realised one of my issues with all this terminology, it's not actually gender being described in a lot of them but sexual orientation.

I still remember the "living and growing" series from the 90s, watched in in late primary school and it was mostly about the mechanics / biology but there was no internet and it was less in the social consciousness from what I could gather (could be wrong as i was a kid). Having said that, I do think it's taken a bit far at times but the world being more tolerant these days is certainly a positive, even if it does cause some tension with religious beliefs.

 

[Clint]

In the 90's there was however a few vhs and the odd betamax doing the rounds...or was that the 80's....?