WARNING to all but especially newbies

[oldbloke]

Following discussions in the Mods Lounge, it has been decided:

Next person who mis-spells "lager" as "larger" get instabanned

Next person who says "hard cider" instead of just "cider" gets eviscerated (that means I remove their guts)

Penalities for apostrophe abuse are yet to be finalised

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Not really, obv

 

[WelshPaul]

What about those twats who order Stella's cider by pronouncing it as cee-dr?

 

[graysalchemy]

What about those twats who order St*lla's cider by pronouncing it as cee-dr?

Thats fine Paul as it is not Cider anyway :lol: :lol:

Hang on you swore then................














You said St*lla without censoring yourself

:lol: :lol:

 

[anthonyUK]

Can we also have something for to/too abuse?

 

[graysalchemy]

Na its not brewing related and anyway thats getting far two panicaty. Moley is Captain Spelling, you will have to ask him.

 

[Titus A Duxass]

ooh I'm tempted to use the L word, the double ee (with an outrageous French accent - which so used to endear me to my ex-colleagues at Toulouse) word but I will not be abusing apostrophes - one of my role models is Lynne Truss.

 

[brewtim]

What about cyder or ayle or bier or llanfairpwllgwyngllgoerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch ?

 

[oldbloke]

What about cyder or ayle or bier or llanfairpwllgwyngllgoerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch ?

If you're not going to take this seriously I'm not playing

 

[graysalchemy]

What about cyder or ayle or bier

If you want to speak all Joey Barton then thats upto you. :lol: :lol:

 

[PD]

I'm not a larger lager lover, I'm the larger lager lovers son
and I'm only loving larger lager, till the larger lager lover comes....... :grin:

spits... give me an Ale.

 

[morethanworts]

Na its not brewing related and anyway thats getting far two panicaty.

It's not 'panicaty', it's pernickety... like me :lol: (I just fell into your trap there, didn't I?)

Anyway, can we add anyone who talks about lager and beer as two separate entities? Lager and ale, maybe, but lager is a type of beer.

 

[musher]

Their.. there... they're using that "l" word again

 

[graysalchemy]

It's not 'panicaty', it's pernickety... like me (I just fell into your trap there, didn't I?)

I know my spelling is bad but no need to be that pernicetty.

 

[morethanworts]

It's not 'panicaty', it's pernickety... like me (I just fell into your trap there, didn't I?)

I know my spelling is bad but no need to be that pernicetty.

I'll try and make far less mistakes in my posts now...

 

[BIGJIM72]

Thanks for this OB. As a pedant I am fully behind you. If you want to brew larger buy some bigger kit!

 

[pittsy]

I'm fooked here then , my spelling is bad i often type bier and the rest is often guess work .

 

[BIGJIM72]

You may well be excused for not being a noob & not brewing larger

 

[PD]

as long as we don't start getting a wet bier instead of Wheat beer...... :nono:

 

[cwiseman77]

Can I add gross misuse of the word literally. It literally has me climbing the walls

 

[Farmbrew]

Mods arent serious about clamping down on apostrophe abuse...:???: