NickW said:
The "2 weeks in the cold" isnt necessarily necessary to help the beer absorb the co2 (because of the limited headspace in the bottle)
Not quite, it has nothing to do with the headspace. It has everything to do with the dynamics of the secondary fermentation and the pressure created in the closed system at fermentation temperature. The cold conditioning will not affect the serving carbonation of your beer whatsoever, only the temperature at which you serve it will.
NickW said:
Cold conditioning is obviously beneficial for the beer in terms of clarity and the conditioning / mellowing out of flavours..
Almost certainly.
morethanworts said:
It was simply my understanding that beer will absorb CO2 quicker if it's colder, because of the relationship between pressure and temperature. How much quicker, I don't know.
Maybe, but that's not really the point. At any given temperature (and thereby pressure in a closed system) an equilibrium is pretty rapidly established whereby a finite volume of gas is in solution. This will not take weeks, while I don't know for sure, I'd say minutes or hours.
If *I* could summarise:
It is good practise to cold/cool condition your beer but it has nothing to do with the solubility of CO2 and everything to do with other physical, chemical and biochemical processes that make your beer look and taste better.