This one made me chuckle!

[unclepumble]

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?'

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with you ear, Sir?"

"I can't p*ss out of it," the man replied

 

[Bru4u]

:rofl: :thumb:

 

[Cussword]

:lol: :rofl:

 

[johnboy]

:clap:

 

[A T]

:rofl:

 

[Hawks]

:rofl:

 

[CptnCrackoff]

:lol:

Think i got that somewhere on an old Jethro Video... which made me remember...

A mate of mine had to have a double Ear transplant after a terrible accident, trouble is they couldnt find any human ears to use.

In the end he had to have one from a labrador and the other from a pig.

In the Dog ear he could hear a man whistle three miles away, in the other though he just had crackling.