Drunkula
Landlord.
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First of all go round your gran's or an elderly neighbours and steal the lid from their pressure cooker. The extra knowledge of knowing they'll be going "Well nobody would just steal the lid, we'll just keep looking." is an added bonus and tends to throw off them suspecting anything.
Unscrew the bit in the middle and throw the lid into the canal.
The middle bit screws completely, amazingly well straight into a bit of 3/8" pipe - now that's forward thinking from the boffins at Tefal.
Set up an elaborate funfare for the escaping spund gases - if you employ some cheap marketing like getting some Simpsons branding then you'll have the appropriate weights needed lining up to ride your Spundercoaster!
You can easily spund at 5, 10, 15 psi - but wait, with the addition of blobs of blue-tak you could do anything in between!
If I had won the Brew2bottle fermentasaurus giveaway - which, lets's face it, you all knew I should have - I'd have employed this fun device as part of my marketing strategy. But ohhhhh noooo, somebody else had to have it.
Selfish.
Unlike this little gift to the world.
Goodbye.
Unscrew the bit in the middle and throw the lid into the canal.
The middle bit screws completely, amazingly well straight into a bit of 3/8" pipe - now that's forward thinking from the boffins at Tefal.
Set up an elaborate funfare for the escaping spund gases - if you employ some cheap marketing like getting some Simpsons branding then you'll have the appropriate weights needed lining up to ride your Spundercoaster!
You can easily spund at 5, 10, 15 psi - but wait, with the addition of blobs of blue-tak you could do anything in between!
If I had won the Brew2bottle fermentasaurus giveaway - which, lets's face it, you all knew I should have - I'd have employed this fun device as part of my marketing strategy. But ohhhhh noooo, somebody else had to have it.
Selfish.
Unlike this little gift to the world.
Goodbye.