Poll: Should Christmas be postponed?

[Cheshire Cat]

The queen has always had two birthdays it goes with the job

If she has two birthdays why isn't she 185 years old?

 

[Chippy_Tea]

If she has two birthdays why isn't she 185 years old?

Keep up at the back she is 188.

Ladies don't like to give away their true age so she prefers to use the official one of 94.

 

[Pirate_Pete]

Keep up at the back she is 188.

Ladies don't like to give away their true age so she prefers to use the official one of 94.

I'm not sure 188 is correct, or don't Australian birthdays count?
I'm pretty sure she has at least two here, possibly three.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

I'm not sure 188 is correct,

Its close enough for me

 

[The-Engineer-That-Brews]

COVID 19 forces social distancing at Christmas... oh deary me that means the in-laws can‘t drop in on Boxing Day... BRING IT ON!!!

 

[Hazelwood Brewery]

COVID 19 forces social distancing at Christmas... oh deary me that means the in-laws can‘t drop in on Boxing Day... BRING IT ON!!!

I AM the in-laws and will be spending tomorrow plumbing for my daughter and her husband. #InLawsDeserveLoveToo

 

[The-Engineer-That-Brews]

I AM the in-laws and will be spending tomorrow plumbing for my daughter and her husband. #InLawsDeserveLoveToo

if mine offered to do plumbing then I’d run for the hills... the house would be a wreck

 

[Hazelwood Brewery]

if mine offered to do plumbing then I’d run for the hills... the house would be a wreck

I’ll have the last laugh - I’m not a plumber!

 

[The-Engineer-That-Brews]

I’ll have the last laugh - I’m not a plumber!

So how do they feel about having the central heating done in 3/8” JG pushfit?

 

[Hazelwood Brewery]

So how do they feel about having the central heating done in 3/8” JG pushfit?

That would be perfect

 

[Northern_Brewer]

They'll get a shock when they only get a daily hour of water at 65C "because who needs more than that for a mash?"

 

[Chippy_Tea]

COVID 19 forces social distancing at Christmas... oh deary me that means the in-laws can‘t drop in on Boxing Day... BRING IT ON!!!

 

[Gerryjo]

Look at this tonight. Just a disgrace

 

[531Man]

Can't remember where I heard this one:

Two ladies on the top deck of a bus in the run-up to Christmas pass a church and see a lit-up nativity scene in it's porch with a notice inviting anyone interested to come to midnight mass.
One turns to the other and says, "just look at that, can you believe it?
Trust the naffing church to try and muscle in on the festive season."