fermentall
Landlord.
A woman scanned the 20 guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him. "Hello" she said. "My name is Carmen Gold."
"That's a beautiful name" he said, "Is it a family name?"
"No", she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most in life: Cars, Men, and Fine Jewelry.
"What's your Name?" she asked.
He replied, "B.J. Titsengolf".
She approached him. "Hello" she said. "My name is Carmen Gold."
"That's a beautiful name" he said, "Is it a family name?"
"No", she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most in life: Cars, Men, and Fine Jewelry.
"What's your Name?" she asked.
He replied, "B.J. Titsengolf".