Old adverts.

[Chippy_Tea]

I saw this on another forum and thought it would be popular so here goes -

Give us a line from an old advert with a few words missing and see who is fastest to answer correctly.

I will start with -

A million housewives every day pick up a - - - of - - - - - and say - - - - - means - - - - -

 

[dad_of_jon]

can beans beans fartz

 

[dad_of_jon]

100 humphries soft as - - - - out on the hunt for your - - - - - - - milk, get an extra - - - - - or you'll be without

 

[Chippy_Tea]

out of the hunt for your

That's a tough one, should that be "on the hunt"

 

[The Baron]

soft as silk on the hunt for Unigate milk

 

[Jim Brewster]

Have a Guinness when you're - - - - -

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Have a Guinness when you're - - - - -

Tired.

 

[MashBag]

Ground floor perfumery, stationary, and ___ , going __

 

[Chippy_Tea]

soft as silk on the hunt for Unigate milk

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Ground floor perfumery, stationary, and ___ , going __

My mams favourite comedy so we all got to watch it as we only had one TV

TBH it was one of the better ones.


Ground floor perfumery,
stationery and leather goods,
wigs and haberdashery
kitchenware and food...going up

First floor telephones,
gents ready-made suits,
shirts, socks, ties, hats,
underwear and shoes...going up

Second floor carpets,
travel goods and bedding,
material, soft furnishings,
restaurant and teas. Going down!

 

[chopps]

Um ----- Um ----- they ----- it in the -----

 

[Benfleet Brewery]

Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green ..........................

 

[MashBag]

Um ----- Um ----- they ----- it in the -----

Bongo bongo do Congo

 

[MashBag]

Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green ..........................

Hairy lipped squid

 

[MashBag]

For mash ...

 

[MashBag]

What has a _ in every _

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green ..........................

Fairy liquid

 

[MashBag]

Ooo a tuffy

Great service you get _ your _ set from _

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Time for a cool, sharp - - - -

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Ooo a tuffy

Great service you get _ your _ set from _

Not for the olds - renting your colour set from Granada