New Names.

[snail59]

It is believed the new Govenment is looking into giving all towns a double barrel name like Henley-on-Thames & Stoke-on-Trent. This should go down well in Birkenhead-on-Benefits.

 

[darrenwest1]

mmm harlow on hand outs

 

[queues likely]

Birmingham-on-borrowedtime.

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

Barnsley-on-Coal (untill maggie closed the mines)
BB

 

[unclepumble]

Barnsley-on-Coal (untill maggie closed the mines)
BB

It won't be long before its coming out the ground again, just wait till the oil starts running out.

UP

 

[unclepumble]

Wigan on Pies

 

[Cussword]

Bury-on-Black Puddings :grin:

 

[Aleman]

mmm harlow on hand outs

OI! I grew up in Harlow!

 

[graysalchemy]

I was going to say somewhere-on-the-rob but didn't want to offend anyone so how about westminster-on-the-take

AG

 

[Cussword]

Blackpool-on Last Legs (as a resort)

 

[critch]

horncastle-in-breeding should love it though :grin:

 

[CptnCrackoff]

Clacton-on-crack! :thumb:

 

[rick_huggins]

Coventry on crimewatch

 

[Growler]

Coventry on crimewatch

hey! I resemble that remark!!!!

 

[jamesb]

Wrexham-on-Workshy

 

[darrenwest1]

mmm harlow on hand outs

OI! I grew up in Harlow!

ha ha but you moved

:clap:

i am a electrician and do a fair bit of work there but dont enjoy it working on live electrics whilst the other eye is on my van

 

[Aleman]

mmm harlow on hand outs

OI! I grew up in Harlow!

ha ha but you moved

:clap:

i am a electrician and do a fair bit of work there but dont enjoy it working on live electrics whilst the other eye is on my van

You want to try it where I am now . . . We had the police round a while back and While I was talking to one officer the other was watching their car out of the window

 

[Duncs]

You want to try it where I am now . . . We had the police round a while back and While I was talking to one officer the other was watching their car out of the window

I live in Harlow and I had the police round a few weeks ago, he came on foot, his car must have already been stollen

 

[corby_brewer]

I live in Harlow and I had the police round a few weeks ago, he came on foot, his car must have already been stollen

Where im from the police dont bother coming round. They just give you a crime number over the phone.

 

[john_s]

I live in Harlow and I had the police round a few weeks ago, he came on foot, his car must have already been stollen

Where im from the police dont bother coming round. They just give you a crime number over the phone.

You can get them on the phone?