Moral maze. First date

[MashBag]

You are on a first date, things are going well as you sit down to supper. The lady orders 48 oysters and a bottle of champagne....

Want do you do next and why?

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Want do you do next and why?

Hope that she is not expecting me to eat 24 of the snotty things

 

[nickjdavis]

Oysters and Champagne? Aphrodisiacs apparently.

The answer to your question is easy...

Start rubbing your hands together in anticipation of a good night to come.

 

[RichardM]

I've been married 36 years, I can't remember what you do on a first date.

 

[Agentgonzo]

You are on a first date, things are going well as you sit down to supper. The lady orders 48 oysters and a bottle of champagne....

Want do you do next and why?

I'm hoping that Mashbag lives an interesting life and that this isn't hypothetical. 🤔

 

[Chippy_Tea]

I've been married 36 years, I can't remember what you do on a first date.

Mine will have involved the back row at the cinema I doubt much happened.

 

[Clint]

Hope she's got plenty of money.
Go to the bog and do a runner.

 

[Rodcx500z]

48 oysters jeez rabbit comes to mind and a trip to the doc's in the morning

 

[MashBag]

@Clint that was my first thought,.. Launch myself out of the loo window 👍🏻

 

[MashBag]

I'm hoping that Mashbag lives an interesting life and that this isn't hypothetical. 🤔

Sorry to disappoint.

 

[Bosch]

You are on a first date, things are going well as you sit down to supper. The lady orders 48 oysters and a bottle of champagne....

Want do you do next and why?

Just saw that story on Ladbible, the guy walked out.