I agree with you entirely,
@Skello , I don't know of any bottled beer thats good to drink after a couple of weeks in the bottle, either. As for the trub, that's the hop debris and cold break stuff that comes over from the kettle. Some of it is needed to feed the yeast. When the first flush of fermentation is over- with lager, a couple or more weeks- then it's good to get the beer off all this and into another fermenter. But after that, leave it alone. Don't keep removing the fallen yeast- it's a bottom fermenting yeast so how is it supposed to ferment and / or clean up the beer if you keep removing it? As I said earlier, my lagers stay at least six weeks in the secondary fermenter while an ale might get 5 days to a fortnight max.
I'm just drinking the second bottle of 6 remaining of a batch of Czech lager that I bottled 22nd Feb, 2020. As a Pilsner Urquel clone it's not very close. As a pilsner, it's probably the second best pint I've ever tasted. The best being Urquel!