TheOsprey
Brewing Bad
So having brewed my first kit, which is now sitting in bottles in the garage. Having read the 200 word pamphlet repeatedly, here's the mistakes I made...
For a start, I had two kits. Both kits (and both packets of yeast) were out of date. I used the Geordie Winter Warmer which went out of date in Dec 2018, rather than the lager which went out in Sept (I think) 2017. Replaced the yeast with an order from The Home Brew Shop, along with a bag of brewing sugar (to replace the bag a mouse had got to in the garage) and a thermometer.
I found a day to start and used the cleaner sanitiser which came with the kit in the way shown in this video (mistake 1), and rinsed out with tap water (mistake 2? I filled it with tap water anyway...). I then heated the can, emptied it into the FV with a kettle of hot water and filled it to 27 litres, then pitched the yeast (mistake 3) I checked the OG and it came out as 1.12, which seemed strangely low - a quick check on here, and I realised that I hadn't added the brewing sugar (I bought it thinking I needed it, then didn't bother to check the instructions for adding it) (mistake 4). So I took out a couple of pints, mixed with the sugar and added back in.
Then I left the FV for a few days and checked it after 3 days. Looked good. Lots of bubbles - I don't have an airlock. Checked it again after a few more days and it gave off a strong smell of vinegar. I nearly binned it (nearly mistake 5). But I figured it couldn't get any worse than being binned. I then checked it after another few days and the vinegar smell was no worse, so I figured I'd bottle it anyway, it may just be the smell of young beer.
So I then decided that my 'rinse off after' cleaner sanitiser was going to be too much of a ballache to sanitise my bottles with, so I googled bottle rinsers and found the cheapest was on Love Brewing, and ordered from there (kind of mistake 5), along with a no rinse sanitiser powder, as their site said "shipping 6 days a week, with royal mail 24 hour delivery". What I didn't know was that it would take 3 days for them to dispatch it, and then 48 hours for Royal Mail 24 to deliver. For £4 more, I could've amazon primed it. Anyway...
I set about bottling it. I carefully carried the FV from the cupboard under the stairs to the kitchen, deftly whacking it on 4 door frames on the way, despite there only being 2 between the lounge and kitchen. I decided leaving it an hour would be a good idea, and started to sanitise. I showed my wife how exciting the bottle rinser was and she decided to help me. Once all were done, I realised priming as we went would've been easier. But never mind, so we started to prime the bottles (1/2 teaspoon golden granulated in each bottle) (mistake 6? I think a priming solution would've been better. We've got enough Calpol syringes in the house to build a shrine).
So after a couple of misfires, I started to syphon, with a pinch in the tube. First few were going well - syphon down to the bottom, fill and remove. Then I had a monumental brain fart (mistake #7,8,9 and 10) upon realising the priming sugar was stuck at the bottom (as if I imagined it would immediately dissolve. So I started swirling the bottles and shaking them to try and mix the sugar in (and adding the county's oxygen supply into the bottles as I went.
I've now put into the garage (not realising I needed to condition at room temp for 2 weeks), but having gone into the garage, the FV is reading 18 degrees, so I'm not too worried.
Some of the mistakes I've made, I feel utterly stupid for (particularly swilling the bottles), some I feel a little silly for, after reading people's advice on here, and some I feel should really have been mentioned on the instructions (which literally say 'After 10 days, siphon into bottles or a pressure barrel'), but in the age of the internet, I should (and did) research and not completely cock it up (and still did).
Maybe this post will help someone else to not make the same mistakes I did. Or maybe it'll just sink into the annals of forum history. On the plus side, I learned A LOT, and I put the bottles back into the boxes they came in, so at least the beer will taste like its packaging.
For a start, I had two kits. Both kits (and both packets of yeast) were out of date. I used the Geordie Winter Warmer which went out of date in Dec 2018, rather than the lager which went out in Sept (I think) 2017. Replaced the yeast with an order from The Home Brew Shop, along with a bag of brewing sugar (to replace the bag a mouse had got to in the garage) and a thermometer.
I found a day to start and used the cleaner sanitiser which came with the kit in the way shown in this video (mistake 1), and rinsed out with tap water (mistake 2? I filled it with tap water anyway...). I then heated the can, emptied it into the FV with a kettle of hot water and filled it to 27 litres, then pitched the yeast (mistake 3) I checked the OG and it came out as 1.12, which seemed strangely low - a quick check on here, and I realised that I hadn't added the brewing sugar (I bought it thinking I needed it, then didn't bother to check the instructions for adding it) (mistake 4). So I took out a couple of pints, mixed with the sugar and added back in.
Then I left the FV for a few days and checked it after 3 days. Looked good. Lots of bubbles - I don't have an airlock. Checked it again after a few more days and it gave off a strong smell of vinegar. I nearly binned it (nearly mistake 5). But I figured it couldn't get any worse than being binned. I then checked it after another few days and the vinegar smell was no worse, so I figured I'd bottle it anyway, it may just be the smell of young beer.
So I then decided that my 'rinse off after' cleaner sanitiser was going to be too much of a ballache to sanitise my bottles with, so I googled bottle rinsers and found the cheapest was on Love Brewing, and ordered from there (kind of mistake 5), along with a no rinse sanitiser powder, as their site said "shipping 6 days a week, with royal mail 24 hour delivery". What I didn't know was that it would take 3 days for them to dispatch it, and then 48 hours for Royal Mail 24 to deliver. For £4 more, I could've amazon primed it. Anyway...
I set about bottling it. I carefully carried the FV from the cupboard under the stairs to the kitchen, deftly whacking it on 4 door frames on the way, despite there only being 2 between the lounge and kitchen. I decided leaving it an hour would be a good idea, and started to sanitise. I showed my wife how exciting the bottle rinser was and she decided to help me. Once all were done, I realised priming as we went would've been easier. But never mind, so we started to prime the bottles (1/2 teaspoon golden granulated in each bottle) (mistake 6? I think a priming solution would've been better. We've got enough Calpol syringes in the house to build a shrine).
So after a couple of misfires, I started to syphon, with a pinch in the tube. First few were going well - syphon down to the bottom, fill and remove. Then I had a monumental brain fart (mistake #7,8,9 and 10) upon realising the priming sugar was stuck at the bottom (as if I imagined it would immediately dissolve. So I started swirling the bottles and shaking them to try and mix the sugar in (and adding the county's oxygen supply into the bottles as I went.
I've now put into the garage (not realising I needed to condition at room temp for 2 weeks), but having gone into the garage, the FV is reading 18 degrees, so I'm not too worried.
Some of the mistakes I've made, I feel utterly stupid for (particularly swilling the bottles), some I feel a little silly for, after reading people's advice on here, and some I feel should really have been mentioned on the instructions (which literally say 'After 10 days, siphon into bottles or a pressure barrel'), but in the age of the internet, I should (and did) research and not completely cock it up (and still did).
Maybe this post will help someone else to not make the same mistakes I did. Or maybe it'll just sink into the annals of forum history. On the plus side, I learned A LOT, and I put the bottles back into the boxes they came in, so at least the beer will taste like its packaging.