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Thought we'd have a change from turkey this year and have just collected a free-range cockerel.

7.3kg, 16 lbs, he must have been an impressive specimen.

Yum yum :thumb:



Anyone wanting the carcase?
 
Hmmmm I wonder if I should follow your lead... Im sure my wife would like to eat some this christmas.........

however with such a huge **** presentation is everything... just landing a huge ****, naked, on the table when guests are present is not considered polite...... it will need the same trimmings and garnishes associated with turkey.....
 
Moley said:
Thought we'd have a change from turkey this year and have just collected a free-range cockerel.

7.3kg, 16 lbs, he must have been an impressive specimen.

Yum yum :thumb:



Anyone wanting the carcase?
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Thank you for the kind offer Moley, but we have a Capon to collect for our Christmas dinner :thumb:
I am already planning a batch of "Big ****" ;)
 
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