Isn't it time that we here at THBF took over as the UK Government?

[Cheshire Cat]

Seen this @Obadiah Boondoggle , aren't we short of an Ethics and Standards Minister at the mo? i'm sure CC will give me a tidy back-hander if I put his name forward.

I’m willing to give AA a large contract to build the Zeppelins we need to make Britain great again.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

I’m willing to give AA a large contract to build the Zeppelins we need to make Britain great again.

I am not sure letting a load of alcoholics build airships is going to end well

 

[An Ankoù]

I’m willing to give AA a large contract to build the Zeppelins we need to make Britain great again.

Seriously? Or are you just floating the idea?
Count me in.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I went to an AA meeting but afterwards I thought I’m not going to let those drunkards fix my car.

 

[Brianbrewed]

Boring middle class people tend to live longer because they eat salad.
Young, sexy people die young due to drug use.
Hence too many boring people in the UK.

Solution; Legalise all drugs. Criminalise lettuce.
Result. Young sexy people will buy salads from street dealers. Old, boring farts become temporarily interesting before dropping dead from an exploding heart.

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Seen this @Obadiah Boondoggle , aren't we short of an Ethics and Standards Minister at the mo? i'm sure CC will give me a tidy back-hander if I put his name forward.

OK Ankou you are now ethics and standards minister - although if you are involved with CC I imagine it won't be long before you resign

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

I would make all working class people wear flat caps and doff them when they see a Toff in a Top Hat and say things like begging your pardon sir.

Well isn't that normal in Warrington any way?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I’m not from Warrington I just live here I’m from Northwich.

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

I’m not from Warrington I just live here I’m from Northwich.

Never mind, Northwich folk might let you back sometime

 

[An Ankoù]

OK Ankou you are now ethics and standards minister - although if you are involved with CC I imagine it won't be long before you resign

Yes, result. Perhaps I should change my moniker to Mary Whitehouse.

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Yes, result. Perhaps I should change my moniker to Mary Whitehouse.

No An Ankou, don't do that - you seem to be a reasonable caring sort of guy

 

[Cheshire Cat]

When Mary Whitehouse would say this program is full of nudity and sex and should be banned we would all watch it. She had to be getting a back handler from the TV companies.

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

When Mary Whitehouse would say this program is full of nudity and sex and should be banned we would all watch it. She had to be getting a back handler from the TV companies.

Speak for yourself

Having said that I used to clean my glasses especially for such programmes - and clean out my ear trumpet!

 

[Crappyfish]

Can I control the media please.

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Can I control the media please.

Sure - billionaires (of which you are one I am sure) - already do

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Maybe Professor Stanley Unwin could sort out the current rail strike

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p054qxsc

 

[Erik The Anglophile]

On the littering issue I propose an even more radical solution: set up death squads and have them summary execute people dumping trash by the wayside and along hiking trails etc.
The result: No more sloppy Joe's and you could have former military service men who struggle to adjust back to civilian life form the patrols, win-win!
I am sadly not from the UK but would gladly take a spot as a Foreign Advisor.
Edit: I wholeheartedly support the Idea of changing the National Language to my mother language, I could double as a teacher aswell....

 

[Brianbrewed]

National Anthem to be changed to;
'I'm a Barbie Girl' by Aqua.

Gives the necessary gravitas to state funeral.

 

[Covrich]

Standarise language;

what a meal around noon time is, evening

meal

what a bread roll is called

standardise how a toilet roll is hung and direction you wipe


make ocd people clean hospitals

allow all sports to have whatever PEDs you want see how fast we can go and how far we can push it

oh and get some clever people to sort money stuff out

 

[Erik The Anglophile]

Standarise language;

what a meal around noon time is, evening

meal

what a bread roll is called

standardise how a toilet roll is hung and direction you wipe


make ocd people clean hospitals

allow all sports to have whatever PEDs you want see how fast we can go and how far we can push it

oh and get some clever people to sort money stuff out

I really like the legalise ALL PEDs part, let's see what the human body is really capable of.