How stupid can you get?

[Donegal john]

Anyone who is anti tooth fairy needs to take their head for a wobble

Why ?
5 teeth under my pillow and not a fukking penny from him/her when growing up. All my friends got £1 a tooth. Nooooo not me. The tooth fairy is a bigot.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

5 teeth under my pillow and not a fukking penny from him/her when growing up.

How was he/she supposed to carry 5 teeth fairy's are only small.

 

[Bill W]

Thankfully, we very rarely get cold callers or junk mail here, but where we lived previously junk mail was an almost daily plague. My favourite trick was to stuff as much random junk mail as possible into the postage-paid envelopes that some use and fire it off to them in the post. I don't think it ever stopped any of them but it made me feel better, wasting their postage money.

 

[Donegal john]

How was he/she supposed to carry 5 teeth fairy's are only small.

I know 1 quite large fairy. Has a beard and all.

 

[jceg316]

I think "No thank you." should be more than adequate. A tasteful kick in the nuts might serve to reinforce the message in case the caller is a little mutton Geoff.

I feel like this is rapidly becoming an episode of Bottom

 

[Gwen]

Self isolating due to Major Surgery.

Hope all goes well with the surgery

 

[Justin Dean]

I love a good chat about religion, but if I'm lucky enough to have Tories knock on I tell them I don't want them on my drive way and ask them to stand outside the border. Then I thank them and close the door.

Same with all the political canvasers. Same with the political pendlars on this forum. It is the same thing.

 

[MrRook]

Our junk mail comes via the post office so you get what you get. I've never tried to tell the letter carrier we don't want junk mail so I don't know if that would work.

That might work, until the letter carrier judges something to be junk that isn't.