How old are you?

[Victor Churchill]

1 - How old are you. 65.6 yrs

2 - do you have a beard. Not now, did for approx half of the above.

3 - what do you weigh. Varies around 11 1/2 to 12 stone in 6'1", used to be smug about being a lean 11 but developing a bit of a pot (ye'll have to work out kilos yerself)

4 - what percentage of your hair remains. Pretty full coverage, though 10% receding from front. Length wise, see 2.
Flatulence: try to keep it private; being a veggie encourages it too.

I'm tempted to add, Do you smoke (answer: as for 2); how many units/bottles consumed a week (way more than Nanny says I should)

 

[Gerryjo]

48 though birthday next week.
82kg at 5'8"
No and never had a beard.
95% due to thinning and grey.

 

[stevic]

1 - How old are you. a/ You should never ask a lady that!

2 - do you have a beard. b/ Yes

3 - what do you weigh. c/ See a

4 - what percentage of your hair remains. d/ Most of it but i have had a Brazilian

 

[Minimag1]

54
No facial hair
69kg
Still have all my hair, but some grey bits starting

 

[kelper]

1 - How old are you. a/ You should never ask a lady that!

2 - do you have a beard. b/ Yes

3 - what do you weigh. c/ See a

4 - what percentage of your hair remains. d/ Most of it but i have had a Brazilian

My apologies to all female members for a non-inclusive set of questions. In my defence, I was trying to establish if the stereotype was true.

 

[CD]

84
No
79Kg
4.9% (including pubic)

 

[kelper]

The total is 1,056! That's an average of 48. The lowest age given was 34. That's up to and including post 29.

 

[stigman]

1. 37 next week
2. Beard yes until it gets out of hand
3.16st but 6ft4 so I carry it well
4.forehead slowly growing and a solar panel on its way

 

[pvt_ak]

1 - 51 ( last Tuesday)

2 - beard up until 2 months back and shaved it off

3 - 14 stone something

4 - Have all my hair !

 

[DavidHatton]

1 - How old are you. 46

2 - do you have a beard. Yes, ginger viking style

3 - what do you weigh. 19st something. across a 6ft 2in frame

4 - what percentage of your hair remains. the back 40% which I ritually remove every monday

 

[Linalmeemow]

43
No beard, I'm not a hippy or a hipster
81kg at 175cm (5ft 8 or so). BMI says I'm overweight, but I cycle every day and lift weights so I hope it's not as bad as that.
I've been balding since my early 20s, though I'm genuinely not sure what percentage I'd put on it as I've shaved my head every week since I was 23 and I don't really know how bad things have got!

 

[Smileyr8]

51 & 3/4

No beard

11st 4lbs but trying to get down to 10st 10lbs for my hols

Probably 50-60% but due to grey I shave it with a razor so 100% bald

 

[chrisbjones202]

43

Stubble removed when moaned at

80kg

Hair still there so far

 

[kelper]

new average 1328/28 = 47.4

 

[uDicko]

1 35
2 ish
3 91
4 leaving more every day

 

[110ben]

1 - How old are you. 65 3/4

2 - do you have a beard. depends on what day of the week

3 - what do you weigh. 17st 2lb which is about 2 st too much

4 - what percentage of your hair remains. my only redeeming quality with virtually 100%
Fart a lot but not as much as swmbo

 

[HoppyTommy]

37

Facial hair is banned by my wife.
A moustache or beard would result in the withdrawal of "hairy privileges" I'm informed. So cleanly shaven.

15 st

Full head of head much to the annoyance of my rapidly balding 32 year old brother.

 

[Cwrw666]

1 - How old are you.

2 - do you have a beard.

3 - what do you weigh.

4 - what percentage of your hair remains.

1. 64
2. Yup, always have.
3. 17 st @ 6' 2"
4. 100%

 

[Beersort]

31.
I have a beard.
I’m too fat to know.
A fair bit actually.

 

[Lawrence22]

49
No beard but used too.
90kg
about 80%