RokDok said:
Isn't that what Aristotle said ?? I brew therefore I am, or something similar ?
No, you fool, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle but it was René Descartes who said "I drink therefore I am".
>>clicky<<
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach yer 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink, therefore I am".
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.