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Which one pigeon-hole would you fit in best?

  • Bearded Real Ale man

  • Clean shaven, but still a Bitter man at heart

  • Boy from the Black Stuff

  • Mild mannered Mild man

  • Lagerboy

  • Cider drinker

  • Wino

  • Girlie

  • Other


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Moley

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A new member has made me realise there seem to be precious few of the fairer sex on this forum, so come on, hands up, what are you?

Myself: No beard (unless I'm on holiday and can't be bothered to shave), no dog, but still an Ale Man.
 
:hmm: Not fair only allowed to select one option,

I'm a whole hearted beer lover . . .Ale, Lager(s), Stout, . . . Mmmmm Beer :lol:

but then I am THE Aleman . . . Accept no substitutes
 
Having grown an unemployment beard I get to tick the first one.
 
Moley said:
Myself: No beard (unless I'm on holiday and can't be bothered to shave), no dog, but still an Ale Man.
You and me both, although I can't be bothered to shave most of the time (holiday or not), I think I developed a perma-stubble ;)
 
I'm afraid the first option stems from the common misconception that all narrowboaters are bearded, dog owning Real Ale types.

That simply is not true!

It doesn't even relate to some of the blokes.
 
I ticked other.
I have a beard today, but I didn't have one two weeks ago and I wont have one in an hour :grin:
My majority drink is beer of all descriptions but when the mood takes me I'll drink wine, cider and spirits I have even been known to drink cocktails :lol:
 
I ticked 'other' as there was no 'all the above' :lol:
I'm not too keen on poor lagers though, but my drink of preference is beer in general :D :drink:
 
I drink what's fullest usually, got a good 50 bottles of spirits and liquers (cocktail books are more expensive than the price on the cover!) and easily that much wine too. But right now it's lager :)
 
Can you add:

Half a beard or Goatee beard.

Then I might fit in :lol: :lol:
 
leondz said:
got a good 50 bottles of spirits and liqueurs (cocktail books are more expensive than the price on the cover!)
Got quite a few bottles of malt whisky (Michael Jackson's book is more expensive than the price on the cover!)

No, not THAT Jackson, this one.

leondz said:
But right now it's lager :)
WATCH YOUR BLOODY LANGUAGE!
 
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MJ's more well known amongst brewers through his 'beer hunter' guise. Was a sad day when we lost him, RIP.
 
My roof is hairless, but the rest just grows until mrs clogwog is sick of the sight of my long tresses at the side and back of the head, and demands she gives me a trim.

Suits me, as it saves me $25 for some useless hairdresser to ponce about pretending to cut my hair.
It really shites me I have to pay the same as a bloke with a full head of hair.
It's unfair on baldies I tells ya, just unfair, and I protest.
Besides, the longer I grow my locks, the more waves I have to show off.
 
Sorry but I see no "hard as nails action man pisshead trailing a tribe of devastated babes trailing behind" in in the choices above. What am I to do?
 
Real ale/cider/wine/spirits even the odd bloody mary :whistle:
PLEASE NOTE:THIS IS NOT ME
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:rofl:

But i do have a goatee :shock:
 
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