Excess gas

[MyQul]

You may be intolerant to barley. I fart like a trooper if I eat bread as I think I have an intolerance to it. Dunno about wheat beer as Ive never made it or drank it

 

[Oneflewover]

You may be intolerant to barley. I fart like a trooper if I eat bread as I think I have an intolerance to it. Dunno about wheat beer as Ive never made it or drank it

Me too. On weekdays I avoid wheat as I can't fart at work and would get so bloated. Weekends though I eat what I want and merrily fart away

 

[Clint]

Can't fart at work? Why's that? Any sweaty buggers work there? What about loud people? Or nuisances?

 

[Oneflewover]

People I share office space with disapprove. Inconsiderate gits.

 

[Clint]

Not easily offended are they? Get some sprout vindaloo down ya....

 

[Oneflewover]

Went out for a late night curry and a few pints the other week on a school night. Have to confess to a bit of 'crop-spraying' at work the following day

 

[Clint]

Not good holding a day's worth of farts in....you'll let them out going home and cack your pants

 

[Bigcol49]

Hi!
One of the (very few) perks of being a teacher was to drop a "room-clearer" and get away with it by blaming one of the kids - it never failed!
I like the various names for farts in Roger's Profanisaurus: my favourite is the Agatha Christie - someone farts in a crowded room and everyone has to work out who dunnit.

 

[Bigcol49]

Have to confess to a bit of 'crop-spraying' at work the following day

Hi!
The Flock of Sparrows?

 

[Clint]

I went to Agatha Christie's house and looked down her wooden toilet. I bet she knew who done it farting her arse off down that!

 

[Mr Fro]

Bad times. I had a couple of beverages and farted myself awake this morning. I think wife noticed too...

 

[Slid]

Beer is lovely and clear. If anything I'm a bit too careful with pouring I think - I pour very gently and slowly, stopping when the cloud gets near the neck. I probably chuck an inch or so of every bottle which breaks my heart a little.

@Clint - I try to keep my outlets to myself although it's fair game if she's asleep.

You could save the leftovers in small pop bottles, then after each bottle gets filled, pour off the yeast into another bottle. This makes good slug trap beer for the squeamish, cooking beer for stews come the eventual Autumn, or can be carbed up for the inquisitive or desperate to sample.