At the time you entered the competition you only had 19 postings and there was a 20 limit for the prize, and it does work in reverse, so by breaking this to you now I've shown you that you really, sadly had no chance of winning. Nothing. Nowt. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Nix.
If you were a horse you'd have been shot in the paddock.
I just wanted you to have some hope in your life, so didn't bring it up immediately, and it was really beautiful to watch you heart soaring like the feelings of a little fat boy at school looking longingly at the class beauty and thinking from today on I'm giving up the pies and sweets and I'm am going to win her heart and we will be in love forever. Forever.
Then you get home and mamma has made you your favourite.... and you wouldn't want to disappoint her... especially as she's made so much and worked so hard.
And now by telling you that you really were ineligible and your dreams were utterly futile and equivalently fat and fifty and alone I hope this makes you feel better about your failure.
Much luv, bebs.
D. xx
Always here for you.
Beautiful