Devastated

[Tony]

Don't know where to begin... came home yesterday evening to find my wife curled up on the sofa with........






a bottle of lager.



Devastated.

 

[Dieseljockey]

O My God....I'm so sorry for you Tony....my heart go's out to you

Still look on the bright side it could have been a corni.....shock horror.

 

[Cussword]

:shock: :nono: I think a penance is necessary

 

[Che Banana]

O My God....I'm so sorry for you Tony....my heart go out to you

Still look on the bright side it could have been a corni.....shock horror.

Surely a corni would turn in to threesome?

 

[graysalchemy]

How have you allowed a bottle of lager into the house more to the point? :hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :lol:

 

[Muddydisco]

Is that a hint, that your not making beers she likes?

 

[Tony]

Hmmmm... yes! I bought the lager for my party a couple of weeks back - everyone drank my beers and I had 21 bottles of 1664 remaining from 30 bought!

I feel violated.






Her excuse was 'but it was nice and cold'. As will be my shoulder.


Humph.

 

[Petros]

I feel your pain. Spending my Friday's pouring F**ter's tops, and Stella and lime... Urgh...
Besides, I work in Wetherspoons! We sell some really good beer! Cheaper than the really bad stuff! ARGHHHH!!!

 

[Tony]

which wetherspoons do you work in petros?

 

which wetherspoons do you work in petros?

Careful petros, yours may be the shoulder he needs to cry on!

 

[Tony]

Careful petros, yours may be the shoulder he needs to cry on!

:rofl:

Nah .. he's way over west. I just wondered if they spoke welsh there

 

[Petros]

One in Harrow, "The moon on the Hill"
I've only been there a fortnight- great people there, and a nice place to work- I just always end up with shifts on Friday and Saturday nights pretty much exclusively at the moment! Sigh... Oh well!
Still, with different beers on every day, I can always ensure I'm trying something new the whole year round I'm there!
And cacergoguchphilly?
(No, I don't speak Welsh. I just typed a load of gibberish there which sounds a bit welsh in my head!)

 

[rickthebrew]

Don't know where to begin... came home yesterday evening to find my wife curled up on the sofa with........






a bottle of lager.



Devastated.

this is bad......however, imagine you came home and she had drank that last bottle of brew number * that you were saving for yourself - or indeed she had drank a LOT of the precious......? I`m lucky my better half is happy with the wurzels and country wines I keep churning out