Dear Jimmy

[Jeltz]

Dear Jimmy

There is a girl in my class that I really fancy. Please could you fix it for her to come away on holiday with me.

Yours sincerely,

Jeremy Forest Age 30

 

[Easy Peasie]

:rofl:

 

[Dronfieldbrewer]

Are we talking about Sir Jimmy....he who presented a programme called on top of the tots

 

[calumscott]

Dear Jimmy

There is a girl in my class that I really fancy. Please could you fix it for her to come away on holiday with me.

Yours sincerely,

Jeremy Forest Age 30

Ouch!

 

[joe1002]

It's nearly Halloween and I need an outfit to scare the kids with.

Has anyone got a red track suit, blonde wig, jewellery and a cigar I can borrow?

 

[Dronfieldbrewer]

Nice touch from the BBC today. Apparently all those effected by the revelations can excange their Jim I'll fix it badge for a Jim Flicked it for me badge

 

[Dronfieldbrewer]

Always thought that there was something fishy about his cigar

 

[cask is best]

Susan Boyle has spoken out to defend Jimmy savile by saying. I was in hospital when i was 13. Jimmy savile visited me alone in my room and he never laid a finger on me.

Allegedly

 

[abeyptfc]

Apparently Jimmy Saville visited the Stoke hospital with Jeremy Beadle, its reported Beadle had a small hand in it.

 

[Dronfieldbrewer]

JJB sports have withdrawn their memorial Jimmy Saville shell suits from sale. A spokesman said that the adult tops were ok but the junior bottoms were a tight squeeze to get into.

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

They always unmasked the bad guy........

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

BREAKING NEWS : More scandal at BBC headquarters as Rod Hull has been charged with fisting a young bird.
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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?
They both shafted minors in the 1980's............ :shock:
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Jimmy Savile's last request was for his ashes to be put into an Etch-a-Sketch so that kids could continue to fiddle with his knob
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14? itchy fanny? u need saville-on!

 

[Wendy1971]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap: :clap: love that one BB

 

[Dronfieldbrewer]

Stoke Mandeville are disassociating themselves from Jimmy Saville. They have announced that they are to be renamed Upper Yungun.

TV bosses have announced that another 70s TV icon is in trouble. Vision on star Morph has confessed to being a Playdophile

 

[Frogfurlong]

We do have to give it to the man though, his devotion to young kids was touching

 

[Easy Peasie]

Apparently a mob of dyslexic parents have just kicked the f••k out of Jimmy Somerville....lol

 

[beermaker]

bbc news website has published pictures of three of the women who have made allegations, both from today and as they were in the seventies, with the caption "now then, now then, now then!"