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bobsbeer

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A married couple in their early 60s are out celebrating their 40Th wedding anniversary in a quite
romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said " For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

The wife answered " Oh I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."

The fairy waved her magic wand and Poof-- two tickets for the Queen Mary 11 appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment

" Well this is all very romantic but an opportunity like this will never come again,
I'm sorry my love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish..

So the fairy waved her magic wand and Poof...






The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story

Men should remember fairies are FEMALE..
 

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