An Ankoù
Landlord.
What a complete faff. If you're not sure how to proceed, follow Coopers instructions to the letter and then split the batch: say, half as it's supposed to be and the remaining half divided between boiling the Motueka and then dry hopping, and the rest just dry hopped.
If you want a mojito, chill the beer, pour it over ice and crushed mint in a pint glass and stir it anti-clockwise. Put a cocktail umbrella on the side of the glass and take it to the bathroom. Chuck the lot down the bog and refill your glass with the rum you should have started with and the remaining ice cube.
If you want a mojito, chill the beer, pour it over ice and crushed mint in a pint glass and stir it anti-clockwise. Put a cocktail umbrella on the side of the glass and take it to the bathroom. Chuck the lot down the bog and refill your glass with the rum you should have started with and the remaining ice cube.