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narmour

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A man and his 13 year old son are waiting in the queue in the pharmacy when the boy notices the condoms.

"Dad, why do condoms come in packs of 3, 6, and 12?" he says.

The dad says "well son, the 3 packs are for teenagers. There's one for Friday night, Saturday night and Sunday night".

"Oh" says the boy. "What about the 6 pack?"

"Well, those are for when you go to university and you can go two times a night. 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday."

"And the 12 pack?"

"That's for when you're married. It's one for January, One for February...."
 
narmour said:
"And the 12 pack?"

"That's for when you're married. It's one for January, One for February...."
Many a true word spoken in jest :cry:

I'd be lucky to get through a 12 pack before their expiry date :twisted:
 
Moley said:
narmour said:
"And the 12 pack?"

"That's for when you're married. It's one for January, One for February...."
Many a true word spoken in jest :cry:

I'd be lucky to get through a 12 pack before their expiry date :twisted:
Oh you better hope mrs moley doesn't see that or you'll be lucky to get through a 12 pack ever again lol
 
I have been telling this one to friends and colleagues all day and it still makes me chuckle. :lol:
 

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