Charges Be brought

[graysalchemy]

I hereby announce that a member of our brethren has just admited in front on the judge (judge Piddledrible) to drinking a bottle of Coors and has announced his intention of drinking a full case of 15.

I hereby bring charges against Abeyptfc of knowingly drinking Coors larger a banned substance under the 2003 Shameful Drinks Act.

I ask that the defendant be brought to this court forthwith.

Court Sheriff

GA

 

[artyb]

stone him... stone him.. [in a high pitched voice]

 

[PD]

Ordar Ordar..........was there any witnesses to this outburst ?

 

[graysalchemy]

Yes M'lord

Twas I

 

[PD]

hmmmmm brushes crumbs off gown.....

the defendant Abey is called to account for his actions and to show any remorse...

 

[graysalchemy]

M'lord

I would like to bring more charges to court Mark1964 for Drinking Lowenstein a banned substance under the 2003 Shameful Drinks Act.

I would like to offer the following transcript as evidence

Mark1964 « Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:36 pm » im drinking lowenstein from aldi

 

[PD]

:shock: :shock:



This rot runneth deep

 

[graysalchemy]

I think both of them are too intoxicated to defend themselves at the present :lol: :lol:

 

[kentmark]

Getting intoxicated on that piss water? Isn't that charge in itself?

 

[PD]

their brains are stupefied

 

[abeyptfc]

did I mention these 2 came with the box of beers lol? surely my sentence should be lowered!

 

[PD]

phoar.......

 

[PD]

case dismissed mitigating circumstances....no man could hold out against those odd.....


er where were these two husseys by the way ?

 

[PD]

charges against Mark also dropped its enough he got this woman from Aldi

 

[graysalchemy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Poor Sole

 

[Abiruth]

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That is hilarious :rofl:

I suppose there isn't a poster saying "drink like a woman and you'll end up looking like one" (perhaps an appletini in one hand and a large chihuahua containing handbag in the other)

:drink:

 

[PD]

tis the silly season....

 

[Dieseljockey]

:lol: This place is getting more like the "Disc World" every day...

 

[PD]

Corporal Nobbs offered to " kick him ina forks " if required

 

[jonewer]

I have to confess a crime.

After consuming a Thatcher's vintage, Old Crafty Hen, King Goblin and a Broadside I did attempt to pour myself a pint of homebrew from my corny, whereupon the tap caught the lip of the pint glass, causing said pint glass to topple and be smashed asunder on the kitchen floor