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Frisp

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im sat here at quarter past on in the morning with a couple of hops in me hand and im sniffing them for all im worth.........

no its not a perversion .. i saw on the telly last night that the hop produces some chemicals which are good for insomnia..... and i cant bloody sleep....

this poses the question other than alcohol and beer what other cures/ health benefits and wondrous by products are there from our wonderful hobby.... beer goggles dont count
 
I think Hops are good for enlarging breasts

I got myself a pair of moobs going on, so it must be true :thumb:
 
"moobs"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i've never heard that before! that is effin hilarious!
 
Dam I thought it was good for taking away headaches... that would explain that lump on my forehead... :lol:
 
Try some "Natrasleep" or some other so called herbal remedies in that section. They all usually contain hop extract or valerian extract. I've tried it and it seems to work ok. Get some quite vivid dreams sometimes too :shock:

On a side note, it usually the alcohol that keeps disturbing sleep so not having any late or refraining for a while might be good just to see if that's the problem.
 
i love vivid dreams... sometimes i'll eat cheese on toast for my supper just to make my dreams a bit more "funky" :lol: :twisted:

cutting out caffeine completely also helps with insomnia... just refraining a few hours before bed isn't necessarily the answer
 
hehe, i do the same BS, that is eating cheese before bed!
 
it's awesome! earlier this week i did the cheese on toast thing... i dreamt my cat could talk!!! had a full blown conversation with her... my mrs was like "WTF?!?!" because i was talking to her aloud in my sleep :rofl:

i dont remember dreams unless i wake up in the middle of one or have one so screwed up it sticks in my mind, that's why i like the cheese method :cool:

anyways i'm gunna shut up now cos i'm bringing this thread off topic :oops: sorry Frisp!
 
Na brew you crack on
Im just enjoying the insight into your psyche........ Have you ever felt the need to speak to someone about these dreams......
 
i had a dream that i was a cat talking to BS the other night! A talking human !!! .... freaked me out!
 
I had a dream the other night I was just abou..... hmmmm

:nono:

I'm keeping that one locked away :thumb:
 
Frisp said:
Na brew you crack on
Im just enjoying the insight into your psyche........ Have you ever felt the need to speak to someone about these dreams......

nope... i'm comfortable with my (in)sanity :D :lol:


Wez said:
I had a dream the other night I was just abou..... hmmmm

:nono:

I'm keeping that one locked away :thumb:

awwww go on :D


Percival said:
i had a dream that i was a cat talking to BS the other night! A talking human !!! .... freaked me out!

ok, THAT's freaky :shock: :lol:
 
I saw that programme also. There's another one coming where he uses a hopped potion for something or other...without adding malt extract and some yeasties, it's a waste IMO :lol:
 
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