Beware of 'Beer'

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bobsbeer

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs this Festive Season to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "Beers," men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking "Beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly What happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that: "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this insidious "Beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Home Brew Clubs" in the yellow pages.
 
Unless there were terrible, a simple offer of NSS was usually enough for me when I was a bachelor.......

There again, I had pretty low standards, and even with my standards I didn't get many offers.




Mebbe (some*) wimmin actually have higher standards than me :( ;) :oops:





*one of them eventually convinced me to marry her :D :clap:
 
evanvine said:
You two may scoff, it's bloody true!! :shock: :shock:

I've had it happen to me a few times. Or rather, I've had women try it with me. It didn't work, but only because, no matter how strong the dose, 'beer' cannot turn a gay man straight!

Rather worryingly, In one incident the predatory female assumed that the friend I was with, who is a straight guy and WAY more attractive than me, was gay and therefore immune to 'beer', and so she went for me on the assumption I was straight :doh: In that instance, I'm pretty sure the predator was a lesbian, and only after my genetic material and eighteen years of child support - the horrors of 'relationship' and 'marriage' would never have been a possibility.

TRXnMe said:
evanvine said:
No strings sex
I should hope so, it gets a bit messy otherwise! :sick:

Aye, rope, chains or hand cuffs are the only way to go.

String is too thin, it chaffs really badly :p :D

Try duck tape. The yelps as you pull it off are really satisfying.
 
Happened to me one, no wait twice, or was it three times.

..... ok I was drunk.... ;)
 
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