Best opening song lyrics.

[ChilledGecko]

Wait in line
'Till your time
Ticking clock
Everyone stop

... a bit more contemporary...

 

[ChilledGecko]

Doing all right
A little jiving on a Saturday night
'N come what may
Gonna dance the day away

 

[dad_of_jon]

Not the best but it'll baffle a few if they don't google.

"Standing in the door of the pink flamingo crying in the rain"

Gonna make sure it never happens again, chippy?

 

[ChilledGecko]

'I know it's out of fashion
And a trifle uncool
But I can't help it
I'm a romantic fool'

Last of the night, promise!

 

[JonBrew]

"There must be some way out of here; said the joker to the thief".

All along the watchtower - Bob Dylan

 

[foxy]

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.

 

[trueblue]

I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to
Oh, well

Oh well - Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac.

 

[marshbrewer]

Weren't any of you ever angst ridden teenagers?

Billy's been speeding and he feels so melancholy
His friends all fell asleep during his life story
While they sleep he's thinking "wouldn't it be nice,
To take some pills like in the films and die quietly one night"…

 

[Clint Eastwood]

I got a bad disease
Out from my brain is where I bleed
Insanity it seems

 

[An Ankoù]

How about...
It was on the good ship Venus...

Mega-tastfuller than "On the good ship Lollypop".

 

[An Ankoù]

Hello.... is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me - is there anyone home?

I'd forgotten about the Scissor Sisters.
"Oh you're so filthy.
and I'm gorgeous."
Puts me in mind of Eric Morecombe's reaction to Des O'Connor singing.

It's got to be:
"You can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a women's man; no time to talk"
Especially sung in a dodgy falsetto on the way home of a Friday night!

 

[Perrin_Abara]

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
And hypotheses can't define how I be droppin' these
Mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits

Wu-Tang Clan - Triumph

 

[pdh3137]

Weren't any of you ever angst ridden teenagers?

Billy's been speeding and he feels so melancholy
His friends all fell asleep during his life story
While they sleep he's thinking "wouldn't it be nice,
To take some pills like in the films and die quietly one night"…

jjsh....I was....Secret Affair...life’s a movie too....tuuuuune

 

[London]

"There must be some way out of here; said the joker to the thief".

All along the watchtower - Bob Dylan

Hendrix not Dylan.

 

[The-Engineer-That-Brews]

I wonder how many people remember this one...

We’re so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight​

And we would especially like to welcome all of the representatives of the Illinois Law enforcement community,​

who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time​

 

[The-Engineer-That-Brews]

Hendrix not Dylan.

 

[Clint]

One,two.three o'clock four o'clock Rock!

 

[Redwulf]

"I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over, I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert..."

 

[jceg316]

Wake up!
grubagrubagrubagruba
make up!

Chop Suey by System of a Down.

 

[phillc]

The world is a vampire

Bullet with Butterfly Wings, Smashing Pumpkins