Is bloody great. Everything is so much more fun. Or serious but fun. Farts, which are fun in sobriety are suddenly way funnier. So is falling over. Especially if it's not you. Even really Ugly people who were scary are just funny when your drunk. Some of them even manage to get sexy looking. Unfortunately they return to being pig ugly monsters in the morning though. Which is a bloody nasty trick if you ask me. Mind you i bet a few birds have woken up next to me and thought 'Oh no, i didn't did i?'
But mostly being drunk is great because when you talk bollocks it doesn't sound like bollocks. To you that is. To everyone else your just talking bollocks.
And whats with the blur-o-vision? I could see my front door key and a load of keyholes to put the key in but it didn't fit any? Then miraculously the door opens and one of those ugly things was there. Apparently the wifey says i was rattling around for ages so she come to see what was going on. Shame she don't do that when i'm drunk and trying to fit my thing in her keyhole. :rofl:
And when your drunk you find that the most rank manky old kebab is like heaven, till you throw it up in the cab or in the back of your mates car. Prolly cos you was convinced you wanted four extra helpings of chilli sauce and 6 of those big chilli's in it too.
Then you inevitably get home and hunt for that bottle of Tequila you've got round here someplace... MEB staggers off to find said bottle... :drunk:
But mostly being drunk is great because when you talk bollocks it doesn't sound like bollocks. To you that is. To everyone else your just talking bollocks.
And whats with the blur-o-vision? I could see my front door key and a load of keyholes to put the key in but it didn't fit any? Then miraculously the door opens and one of those ugly things was there. Apparently the wifey says i was rattling around for ages so she come to see what was going on. Shame she don't do that when i'm drunk and trying to fit my thing in her keyhole. :rofl:
And when your drunk you find that the most rank manky old kebab is like heaven, till you throw it up in the cab or in the back of your mates car. Prolly cos you was convinced you wanted four extra helpings of chilli sauce and 6 of those big chilli's in it too.
Then you inevitably get home and hunt for that bottle of Tequila you've got round here someplace... MEB staggers off to find said bottle... :drunk:
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