A neutron walks into a bar

[Cononthebarber]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer......







"How much will that be" asks the Neutron








"for you" replies the barman "no charge"

 

[bobsbeer]

:clap: :clap: :rofl:

 

[pittsy]

terrible

 

[pittsy]

i just set fire to the mrs ,

she was fuming

 

[joe1002]

My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars in different wrappers, he gets his snickers in a twix.

 

[Ukulele Kris]

A proton walks into a bar, and says "I'll have a pint of bitter"

The barman, being uncharacteristically suspicious, though given a subatomic particle has just entered a pub and ordered a drink, has every right to be so, says "Are you sure?"

The proton says "Of course, I'm positive"

 

[Cononthebarber]

:rofl:

 

[Aleman]

The Barman Says "Get out we don't serve your sort in here!!!!"







A Neutrino walks into a bar . . . .

 

[Aleman]

A Higgs Boson walks into an catholic church.

The priest says "you can't come in here"

The Higgs Boson replies . . . . "But how else are you going to have mass?"


I thank You . . . . . I'll Be here all week

 

[Cononthebarber]

:clap: good one!

An electron walks into a bar looking really upset.







The barman asks "whats up?"






The Electron says "Well I've got problems with work, my marriage and I just crashed my car"





The barmans says "come on, it can't be all bad, don't be so negative"