******

MEB · Mar 31, 2009

Sally is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
> She goes to the door and opens it to see a man standing
> there. He asks Sally, 'Do you have a ******?'
> Shocked, she slams the door in disgust.
>
>
> The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is
> the same man and he asks the same question of the woman
> 'Do you have a ******?' She slams the door again.
>
>
> Later that night when her husband gets home, she tells him
> what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells
> the wife in a loving and concerned voice, 'Honey I am
> taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows
> up again'.
>
>
> The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run
> for the door. The husband whispers to the wife, 'Honey,
> I'm going to hide behind the door and listen. And if it
> is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question
> because I want to see where he is going with it'.
>
>
> She nods to her husband and opens the door.
> Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the
> same question. 'Do you have ******?'
>
> 'Yes' she says.
>
> The man replies.. 'Good! Would you mind telling your
> husband to leave my wife's alone and start using
> yours?'