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The trick is, to keep buying socks that all look EXACTLY the same. Then you only have an even number or an odd number. And never odd socks. They all match with each other. Although an odd number is irritating. Then they aren’t symmetrical, and I do like symmetry very much.

Lol theoretically

Give. Me. Back. My. STAPLER!

That’s actually quite reassuring, thanks man

Hahahaha I like you, you’re a laugh. Nah electronics, but we get free food there

No I drive to work each day. lol that’s a cracking joke. although I heard complimentary nuts used to be a good way to get hepatitis lol

Dear OB, I have difficulty forming any real emotional attachment to anything that happens in my workplace, I’m talking real Office Space **** here, is this normal? I mean I care more about there being mini cheddars in the free food bowl than I do about my work.

Lol jah same, I was listening at work so not ideal. Gonna have to hear the whole album of course. I got a good feeling about it

What like?

Is that their new album released today? my mate at work told me,I thought Rejection was cracking and Shot in the Dark was great as well. Then some dude walked in who loves jazz so I figured I’d listen to the rest later lol. good start though!

Chuck a bit of port in there instead. Take the edge off

My Aunty used to judge the best lights for a village in Wales for a while, like a few years in a row. So a few times we went round and had a look so she could grade them. There was this one house, and because of some ownership thing or something they couldn’t put lights on the front of their...

Whole time I was watching it I couldn’t help thinking ‘Pollo Ad Astra’, which I think is a pizza express pizza

The book is even more mental lol

Yes it's utterly devastating. Can't imagine what people were thinking.

For some reason my sloe whiskey seems to be much better than the sloe wine. Maybe a result of the sugar added.

That one was excellent we thought. They did another one with the girl from IT in called 'I am Not OK With This' which was good as well.

Maybe it's elegantly masked by the smell of rotting pine....

My boss standardly puts his up 1st November lol.

Put the demijohn outside in a shed or something for a week or 2 and see if it’s clearer