You couldn't make it up.

[Victor Churchill]

The Detroit News | DetroitNews (not recent news but threadworthy...)

Detroit —

A Detroit man watching a **** movie while driving his car got into an accident and died.

The man, who wasn’t wearing pants, was watching the movie on his cellphone, said police.

The driver, 58, wasn’t wearing a seat belt and was partially ejected through the sunroof.

A state police spokesman said it’s the strangest incident he ever encountered.

“There’s so much technology out there a lot of people are more paying attention to what they’re doing other than driving their car,” said Lt. Mike Shaw of the Michigan State Police.

The accident occurred Sunday at 3:30 a.m. as the car was traveling south on the Lodge ramp to Interstate 75 in Detroit, said police.

The driver lost control of the 1996 Toyota and it rolled over. No other vehicles were involved in the wreck.

He was pronounced dead at the scene. The police are continuing to investigate.

and from a Daily Mail account of the same :

A Detroit man was killed when he was ejected through the sunroof of his car while driving along the highway with his pants down and masturbating to **** being shown on his cellphone.

Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was killed instantly when his car rolled over in the early hours of Sunday morning.

As well as not wearing any trousers, Jones is not believed to have been wearing his seat belt which may have contributed to his partial ejection from the car.

Michigan State Police confirmed Jones had not been wearing any pants at the time of the accident

The accident happened at 3.30am on Sunday while Jones was travelling south on the Lodge ramp to Interstate 75.

It is believed that Jones lost control of the car because he was distracted and was unable to prevent the 1996 Toyota from spinning because he did not have both hands firmly on the steering wheel.

Yep - always keep a firm grip on the steering wheel.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

and from a Daily Mail account of the same :

I wonder what the SUN would have reported -

A man watching **** while driving his car got his knob caught in the steering wheel causing him to ejaculate through the sunroof

 

[DavidDetroit]

The Detroit News | DetroitNews

Always good to hear a story from my hometown.
Edit: You'd be wanting to pay attention going from the Lodge to 75; that exit can be mildly tricky.

 

[devexwarrior]

Always good to hear a story from my hometown.
Edit: You'd be wanting to pay attention going from the Lodge to 75; that exit can be mildly tricky.

More like sticky!

 

[DavidDetroit]

Just an FYI, if you happen to be driving on a Detroit freeway, almost all of the drivers will have pants on.
I can't say you won't see some poor driving, just like anywhere, but I'm confident that pants will be on the drivers.

 

[Victor Churchill]

Just an FYI, if you happen to be driving on a Detroit freeway, almost all of the drivers will have pants on.
I can't say you won't see some poor driving, just like anywhere, but I'm confident that pants will be on the drivers.

What I'm wondering is how you take them off while driving! And with one hand on your umm phone... I guess with cruise control you don't need to keep your fet on the pedals.

 

[DavidDetroit]

What I'm wondering is how you take them off while driving! And with one hand on your umm phone... I guess with cruise control you don't need to keep your fet on the pedals.

That is some cirque du soleil skill going on.
My basic question though was why couldn't he have waited until he got to a destination?
Detroiters!

 

[Donegal john]

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[Chippy_Tea]

I am so glad they put the waning sign out -

 

[Chippy_Tea]

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Repair bill plus illegal parking ticket they wont be doing that again.

 

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[Stevieboy]

That is some cirque du soleil skill going on.
My basic question though was why couldn't he have waited until he got to a destination?
Detroiters!

It was the legs straightening when he spaffed that launched him out of the roof.....

 

[Clint]

Bet their health and safety manager is popular.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

That's him in the pink shirt

 

[Victor Churchill]

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