dennisking said:
Dunfie said:
I'll be drinking BITTER - because we never qualified.
you can always support England :shock:
50°F -People in Southern England turn on the central heating, People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants
40°F - Southerners shiver uncontrollably, Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs
35°F - Cars in the South of England refuse to start, People in Falkirk drive with their windows down
20°F - Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats, Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts
15°F - Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent, People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry
0 F - Life in the South grinds to a halt, Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold
-10°F - Life in the South ceases to exist, People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket
-80°F - Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on, Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers
-100°F - Santa Claus abandons North Pole, People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'
-173°F - Alcohol freezes, Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut
-297°F - Microbial life starts to disappear, The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands
-460°F - All atomic motion stops, Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands
-500°F - Hell freezes over, Scotland will support England in the World cup