Phew, that's better.
I wouldn't normally,
but I had a dire need of a small (Not very) Czechish pale ale.
Made some Japanese Spicy noodles gifted by my son and Japanese d-in-l.
I inhaled some of the very hot (temp and chilli and pepper) soup base.
Result was the most excruciating choking coughing fit that required the ale to calm.
Oh, and my eyes watered up, so I rubbed them.
Unfortunately I still had remnants of the neat chilli soup base concentrate on my fingers, so got some chilli pepper traces in my eyes.
So then they stung And watered uncontrollably.
Thankfully the mild flavours of malt and Saaz hops have helped calm things down.
Phew, that's better.