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AndyBWood

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Hi All,

I remember the chipped blue enamel bowl filled to overflowing, the dampened and loosely draped cloth, the heady aroma wafting from the emersion heater cupboard…... Even with a decent pinch of nostalgia I don’t recall any of those family brew experiments being anywhere close to successful; not surprising really. I’ve always thought; “I must give that a go one day….. Surely it must be possible to make a decent pint ?”

For some unknown and inexplicable reason, 35+ years later I find myself walking out of a Home Brew shop with a bucket, spoon, hydrometer, beer kit and a couple of yards of plastic pipe round my neck. Within hours my first brew is assembled and I pitch my first ever yeast. Peering into the murky depths I have high hopes tinged with lingering doubts…..

Witches and demons descend on my household and work their overnight alchemy; I awake to find a madman in my kitchen. Three inches of fluffy, yeasty foam cover my brew. Like opening a pouch of powerful pipe tobacco, this has been worth it just for the smell !

6 days later the storm has passed, calm is restored and my brew is lovingly transferred into it’s new clean and sparkling pressure barrel home. All we can do now is wait, and hope. I don’t honestly believe that gazing longingly at the semi translucent image of my brew through the side of the keg makes any difference at all but I do it anyway. Does it know I’m here ? Should I leave the radio on when I go out ? TV maybe ?

Whether I continue on this journey will largely depend upon the next few weeks; words such as tun, sparge, boil and hop seem tantalizingly exotic but… if this works… who knows ?

I’ll let you know…..
 
Welcome to the forum, and what a beautifully written piece about your first of I'm sure many exploits..

BB
 
haha cracking post. liked the bit about leaving the tv or radio on, maybe if you play music next to it ( like in the ghostbusters film) it will start fermenting more and jumping out of the fv! hope it turns out well.you seem to have a bit of patience after waiting 35 years so you're onto a winner right away, as soon as you keg your first brew get another one on to keep stocks up! :cheers:
 
Hi All,

Thanks for the warmest of welcomes; very much appreciated.

Sunday Morning Breakfast

After a cosy night we were both up early today; I threw off the duvet and my brew emerged from his Vango 4 season sleeping bag apparently refreshed and ready for another hard day’s secondary fermentation.

I like nothing better than a bacon sarnie and a good cup of coffee on a Sunday morning but, try as I might, I can’t think of a practical way of sharing this simple pleasure with my brew. I eat quietly and out of sight, somewhat guilt ridden…... So, given the choice, what would my brew really like for breakfast ?

Before we go on, however, I feel the time is somehow right for full introductions; my brew is called Peter, St Peter to be precise. ( As this is my first step onto the course hot sand of the brewing arena I thought that nothing less than divine intervention was necessary ) Peter is a ‘Golden Ale’ and the stunning representation which adorns his packaging is reminiscent of early autumnal sunlight streaming from the heavens upon the brave and the good. I hope therefore that greater powers are watching over us on the road ahead.

Returning to Peter’s preferred nourishment, the choices were somewhat limited for his time in the keg. The set menu only seemed to include Sugar, Brewing Sugar or Malt Extract. Peter’s previous guardian indicated that he really wasn’t that fussy and standard Tate & Lyle would do. A second purveyor of dreams seemed to favour the Brewing Sugar as it would be a little easier for Peter to digest. Even with such a limited menu it was apparent that this would be no easy decision and, as Peter was still slumbering within his liquid malt extract container, it was I who would need to decide for him.

Perhaps it was the hypnotic drive home along the trance-inducing M60 or the rhythmic mantra of the wiper blades but…. the clouds parted, a blinding light reflected off the vehicle ahead and a deep but barely audible voice seemed to form a single word…. ‘malt’….

Rushing back to the shop before closing time I feel they knew what had occurred, they knew I had been touched by ‘malt’… I left with gladdened heart clutching the sealed sachet of hope firmly against my chest.

As I gently lay the pouch of precious power next to Peter in the boot of the car I wondered if it was he who had somehow spoken or if other powers had been invoked by crossing the vendors hand with silver. Storm clouds hung heavily over the Pennines and I drove quickly home before night had chance to fall…

The question still, however, remains…. As the apprentice have I committed some great wrong by using the hallowed malt in this way ? Your reassurance would be welcomed.

Andy
 
Welcome to the forum Andy. I look forward to reading your posts, you certainly have a way with words...
Malt was the best choice of feed for your little yeast farm, enjoy the result... :thumb:
 
AndyBWood said:
So, given the choice, what would my brew really like for breakfast ? Andy
Try sugar, the yeasties love it...lol

Swazi said:
Welcome to the forum Andy. I look forward to reading your posts, you certainly have a way with words...
Malt was the best choice of feed for your little yeast farm, enjoy the result... :thumb:
Too true, It'd make good bedtime reading material for brewers kiddies to settle em down!! :thumb:

BB
 
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