The Breathaliser!!.

[fermentall]

Mad Mary was whizzing around the mental hospital in her wheelchair when she was stopped by Crazy Carl, "Licence please", he said, Mary sped off round the corner and bumped into looney leon, "Insurance please", said leon. Mary zoomed off again until she was stopped by Dippy Dave who was stood there with a massive hard on, "Oh no" cried Mary, "Not the beathalyser again".
:lol: :lol: This made me laugh & laugh,I hope you laugh too.Cheers Ken.

 

[graysalchemy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Dieseljockey]

Good un Fermentall

:lol: :lol: We've not had any jokes for ages...


I said to my doctor, "Would you like to go out for a drink some time? I find you really attractive."

"Sorry, I'd love to, but I can't," she answered.

I said, "I understand, it's the doctor/patient thing, isn't it?"

"No, it's not that," she replied, "I've just got your test results."