Superhero

[oldbloke]

OldBloke rides an uncommon horse into battle. Additionally, he wields an explosive rifle that can force assailants to reveal their innermost secrets and he has the power to absorb the damage from darkness and use it to increase his ability to regenerate. OldBloke developed the talent to spin like a whirlwind and he has been known to tunnel through solid glass. Additionally, he has a reputation for a startling mountain fortress carved from sand. Unfortunately, OldBloke becomes foolish in the presence of fluid.

http://www.rps.net/cgi-bin/stone/randpower.pl - Random Superhero Generator

 

[Berk]

Berk has learned to cause his antagonists to become afflicted with Tourette's syndrome. Additionally, he can spin like a whirlwind and he lords over a series of sorcerers. Berk is able to spray fireballs from his BFG toward any enemy close by. Shamefully, Berk suffers from being completely incapable of innuendo.



I wonder what a BFG is, maybe I should ask my pet sorcerers.

 

[sam.k]

sam.k developed the talent to transform any werewolf into crystal. He likewise is able to become tiny and he can steal the appearance of his opponents and use it against them. sam.k has the ability to become incorporeal and he lords over a cluster of robots. He has the power to create kevlar out of thin air, however never while thinking hard. Sadly, sam.k is infamous for being sticky.


I wonder why im sticky

 

[MattN]

MattN has the power to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it toward a distant area. Additionally, he has learned to spin like a whirlwind and he displays all of the powers and talents of a penguin. MattN can make penguins appear from nowhere, but using this power makes him tiny for one hour. Also, he lords over a swarm of imps. Sadly, MattN is well-known for being sticky.

I'm sticky too! :shock:

 

[BIGJIM72]

BigJim has the power to transform any zebra into a ninja, but using this power draws a lot of attention. He likewise possesses the power to copy any talent of his adversaries, however only in darkness. BigJim wades into combat wielding a venomous skateboard that also grants a magnificent ability to predict the future, but doing so drains his speed for ten minutes. He also has mastered the ability to transform corbomite into water, but never when angry. BigJim is able to take control of computers and he has been known to create shadow out of thin air, but only in extreme kinetic energy. Also, he can absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it against any combatant in sight. Lamentably, BigJim is handicapped by being clueless.

 

[tommidolcetto]

Tommidolcetto brawls wielding a terrifying trained antelope that also grants a spectacular constitution. Additionally, he has a reputation for a startling agility, but only when scared. Tommidolcetto can absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it in a field around himself and he developed the talent to transform any lizard into fluid. Also, he has been known to become incredibly massive and he is able to copy attacks of his enemies. Sadly, Tommidolcetto becomes clumsy in the presence of shadow.

I can liquify lizards!!!

 

[Cononthebarber]

Cononthebarber is able to hurl javelins from his staff against multiple foes. He also lords over a array of zombies, but only when concentrating. Cononthebarber conquers antagonists with a razor-sharp laser cannon made from string and he can view distant locations with his mind. Additionally, he has learned to spin like a whirlwind and he can become invisible, however only in the presence of a parrot. Lamentably, Cononthebarber takes harm from exposure to magic.

:lol:

 

[DirtyCaner]

DirtyCaner developed the talent to transform physical matter into glass. Additionally, he has the power to transform any squid into a grue and he has mastered the ability to spin like a whirlwind. DirtyCaner can sculpt and mold all wood with a thought and he has a staggering vision. Shamefully, DirtyCaner is notorious for being insane.

Sounds about right...

 

[Aleman]

Aleman has been known to steal defenses of his foes and use it against them. Additionally, he has the power to change shape into a werewolf and he possesses the power to transform ice into shadow. Aleman can block flame and deflect them in a field around himself and he has a fantastic breath-taking titanium refuge. Also, he developed the talent to deflect kinetic shockwaves and he has mastered the ability to make fish appear from nowhere, but can only do so four times a day. Aleman wages war using an accurate horde of fangs.

Shamefully, Aleman becomes out of control during combat in the presence of shouting. :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

 

[oldstunty]

Oldstunty can transform his body into wood ( fnar, fnar). Additionally, he has mastered the ability to confuse the strategies of an antagonist, but this power only lasts two days at a time. Oldstunty resists attackers using a magical knife that also grants a terrific wisdom.

Tragically, Oldstunty becomes confused in the presence of titanium.

Loving this site!!! :

 

[TRXnMe]

TRXnMe possesses the power to cause his combatants to become confused. Also, he has been known to make duplicates of himself and he is able to take control of monkeys, however only in darkness. TRXnMe has mastered the ability to steal any talent of his foes and use it against them, but never in winter. He likewise is known for his miraculous constitution and he is able to rocket into the minds of rivals. TRXnMe has learned to fire javelins from his tentacle against any enemy in sight and he has a reputation for a wondrous danger sense

Terribly, TRXnMe is especially vulnerable to fire-based attacks.

The bit in bold made me chortle, but then I've always managed to reduce any conversation to the gutter

BFG = Big Gun