...must be off the dog.
We don't have a dog.
...must be off the dog.
A 10 year old mattress weighs twice as much as when you bought it new.
Easily said. Have you ever tried weighing a mattress?A 10 year old mattress weighs twice as much as when you bought it new.
Well pick the mattress up and stand on the bathroom scalesEasily said. Have you ever tried weighing a mattress?
Could you not hold your dog in one hand and the mattress in the other?Excellent idea! Except my dog won't move...
Nice one Obadiah. Even if you could lift it off the floor (the weight is not the issue, it's a general floppiness) you have to hug it to you. And you can't see the scales. Neither can anyone else as the mattress covers the reading.Well pick the mattress up and stand on the bathroom scales
Take a note of the weight
Put the mattress down and stand on the scales again and note the weight again
Go and have a lie down on the mattress
Sounds like you have experience in the matterNice one Obadiah. Even if you could lift it off the floor (the weight is not the issue, it's a general floppiness) you have to hug it to you. And you can't see the scales. Neither can anyone else as the mattress covers the reading.
FEBRUARY CHALLENGE: who can come up with the most ingenious way of weighing a double mattress? You then have to do it to show that it works.
Mine is a superking monster- Im a big boy but I struggle to shift it. Especially as the bar stewards dont put blooming lifting handles on them!Nice one Obadiah. Even if you could lift it off the floor (the weight is not the issue, it's a general floppiness) you have to hug it to you. And you can't see the scales. Neither can anyone else as the mattress covers the reading.
FEBRUARY CHALLENGE: who can come up with the most ingenious way of weighing a proper, sprung, double mattress? You then have to do it to show that it works.
Mine is a superking monster- Im a big boy but I struggle to shift it. Especially as the bar stewards dont put blooming lifting handles on them!
Ok - got the answerSounds like you have experience in the matter
Need to ponder your challenge
Ok - got the answer
It needs 3 of you, a plank of wood, bathroom scales, the mattress and a six foot chocolate frog
So put the plank on the scales and weigh it (weight no. 1)
Two of you get on the plank which is still on the scales and record the weight again (this is the 3rd persons job) (i.e. weight no 2)
Go and get the mattress and the two people get back on the plank on the scales holding the mattress above the dial so the third person can see the weight (weight no 3)
Subtract 2 from 3 and hey presto you have weighed the mattress!
Did I say 6 ft chocolate frog sorry I meant a 5ft 6ins chocolate frog, my psychiatrist often picks me up on the same errorgo on, I’ll bite - what’s the choccy frog for? (I know I’ll regret this....)
A 10 year old mattress weighs twice as much as when you bought it new.
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