Stealth Beer fridge problem

[Frisp]

Folks
After much negotiation with SWMBO I have been granted permission to remove the crisper box from out tall larder fridge to store two Cornys for dispensing.. However I do Not have permission to mount taps in the door,
I will however be able to drill for two gas lines. one Co2 and one 30/70

Now the no tap in door rule is no probs on Co2 ias a party tap/ beer gun setup will do the trick.

Nitro on the other hand is slightly trickier as I cant find a stout type beer dispense gun in the UK.

Short of just hacking up a stout tap loose on a shank as a beer gun what are my options?

 

[Twostage]

I remember convincing the other half that our tall larder fridge had a redundant ice box as we already had two freezers so it would be a lot better if we had a fridge that was just a fridge instead.
"What are we going to do with this one though ?" she asked.